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Old 02-28-2006, 06:52 AM   #3401
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You're gonna paint a picture of me with 3 ladies? Well, for artistic merit, I better inform you that it's about a foot long and hangs to the left
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Old 02-28-2006, 06:54 AM   #3402
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I know. I saved the animation.
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Old 02-28-2006, 06:56 AM   #3403
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Hehe, I'd forgotten all about that. Ahhh, I amaze myself with my maturity at times. I'll have to give that flipbook thing another go, I believe I promised one of you crying as I celebrate with my prize for killing this thread!
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Old 02-28-2006, 06:56 AM   #3404
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You're gonna paint a picture of me with 3 ladies? Well, for artistic merit, I better inform you that it's about a foot long and hangs to the left
Would you like me to sway my future crotch smashings to the right to straighten it out for you?
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Old 02-28-2006, 06:58 AM   #3405
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Speaking of foot-longs, can I ask a serious question?

I should probably put this is in the Sex thread but I'm too lazy to search for it. I've seen footages of well-endowed men. You know, they are so big (or long if you prefer) that I was left with my mouth hanging open. My question is when a man is that big, does the sex get uncomfortable for his partner? Is it possible for a man to be so big that he can't have sex the natural way?
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:11 AM   #3406
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Ok to be seriouse, apparently 6 inches erect is that average/above average for a man naturaly.

Thos guys youve seen are no doubt guys who have had the surgery, probably cause they are porn stars.

Sure theres no doubt guys who naturaly have more than 6 inches but its not the average.

Though...I dont get the guys who have 12 footers...wouldnt getting a boner like...kill them with blood loss?
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:22 AM   #3407
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Would you like me to sway my future crotch smashings to the right to straighten it out for you?
Why that's most considerate of you, thank you!

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Speaking of foot-longs, can I ask a serious question?

I should probably put this is in the Sex thread but I'm too lazy to search for it. I've seen footages of well-endowed men. You know, they are so big (or long if you prefer) that I was left with my mouth hanging open. My question is when a man is that big, does the sex get uncomfortable for his partner? Is it possible for a man to be so big that he can't have sex the natural way?
The simple answer is yep. Women who star in pornos with hugely endowed guys are either so used to them that it doesn't hurt, or are doing oscar-winning performances. Sometimes if the man's pretty big or the woman's too tight, sex can be impossible in most or even all positions.
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:24 AM   #3408
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This thread is dead. I killed it.
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:29 AM   #3409
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Don't do it man, they'll just post more pics of you with hearts, and try to woo you into their bed chambers.
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:33 AM   #3410
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I dont beleive you, a man who is loved this much would never do such a thing
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No more pics of Rob, please. Rob seems to be really uncomfortable with it. All the kidding aside, I think Rob is a good looking lad and we are all pals here so I'm not sure why it would bother him so much but if he's that uncomfortable with it then we should stop.

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Why do I always get hit on by men? Eh? EH?

And, yes, please stop.
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Why do I always get hit on by men? Eh? EH?

And, yes, please stop.
Why, don't you know? It's because men are pigs. That's right. We are all pigs. We would hit on anyone whom we think are sexy whether they have any interest in us or not.

Oink! Oink!
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You beastly swine.
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Think again I'm here to make sure that it'll never die and no one will win, hah!
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:40 AM   #3416
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Ok no more Lacey heads, but can we still declare out love for him with the hearts?
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:44 AM   #3417
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No worries Rob, women rarely hit on guys, apart from in various towns of ill repute. If you've got guys hitting on you then it's a good sign! (or a sign that you need to change out of those tight leather pants)

And yeah, I think the baiting should stop, before the poor lad goes crazy -> <- Rob
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Awww, Robby is back, it just wasn't the same without him!
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Try not to celebrate my return all at once .
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