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I could tell you a story or two about giving birth. Placentas have been a topic in these neighbourhoods before.
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02-23-2009, 03:59 PM | #33882 |
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On the contrary, you can barely even feel it once it's inside, and it reduces my cramps a little bit, too.
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02-23-2009, 04:04 PM | #33883 |
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Do you have any idea how nasty that is? What is wrong with you people?
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02-23-2009, 04:07 PM | #33884 |
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I've heard menstrual cups are the preferred method of professional ballet dancers for dealing with visits from "Aunt Flo", so I'd imagine they'd have to be both effective and comfy.
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02-23-2009, 04:20 PM | #33885 |
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If you're a straight guy, then dealing with your partner's menstruation is a fact of life- get used to it. It's a perfectly natural and normal part of life and nothing to freak out over. Just wait until you have to make a late-night run to the drug store to buy whatever products your partner prefers... there is an entire aisle devoted to "feminine protection", and all the boxes look disturbingly alike. As a basic tip, either bring the empty box with you or get your partner to write down EXACTLY which make/model/variety she uses (like a prescription), along with a "Plan B" choice in case the drug store is out of the preferred one. This IS NOT a situation where "close enough" will do.
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02-23-2009, 04:28 PM | #33886 | |
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Come to think of it, it was rather odd overall, to see such a huge shelf of incontinence supplies. I can't recall ever seeing that much in a German store, or any at all, even. Is incontinence very widespread in the US? O.o -
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02-23-2009, 04:40 PM | #33887 | |
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02-23-2009, 04:45 PM | #33888 | |
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02-23-2009, 04:46 PM | #33889 |
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02-23-2009, 05:54 PM | #33890 |
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Hey, I have been known to have to make a run for pads and/or tampons several times. When you live in the middle of 3 women you will learn to do what it takes.
I just want to know one thing. Is PMS an excuse to get back at men for everything they have done wrong during the previous month? |
02-23-2009, 07:42 PM | #33891 | |
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02-23-2009, 08:24 PM | #33892 | ||
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Here's my theory: Women seem to be determined to credit we men with emotional range and sensitivity that we simply do not possess. Let me see if I can't paint a picture of the man's side of the example used in the linked article... <Woman goes into the bathroom after Man> *loud sigh* What's the matter? Nothing! <Man takes "Nothing!" to actually mean "nothing", or at least nothing pertaining to him, and thinks no more about it for the next three weeks... despite hearing that same loud sigh every morning... until the day he's confronted with a shrieking harpy threatening to rip his throat out over an issue he has never heard mentioned before.> Ladies, here's the deal: We men are like puppies. We can be incredibly adorable without even trying, but we also have a propensity for accruing bad habits. Also like puppies, in order to cure us of our bad habits you have to correct us THE SECOND WE'VE SCREWED UP, not hours, days, or weeks later. Rest assured, when you crawl all over us for something we've been doing long enough for it to become a habit our first thought is "She's gone crazy. I've been doing that for ages and she's never said a word about it before, but today out of nowhere she starts screaming about it".
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02-23-2009, 08:31 PM | #33893 |
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I hear you, man. Women are annoying.
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02-23-2009, 08:32 PM | #33894 |
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haha This is an awesome conversation.
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02-23-2009, 08:48 PM | #33895 | |
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Oh, and referring to men as a group as incapable of emotional sensitivity is pretty damn insulting, if you ask me. Fuck off.
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On the other hand, anyone who is bitter and hateful, finds nothing but fault in everything and everyone around them, and complains relentlessly about things in which they have no stake and over which they can exert no measure of control IS a "bitch"... whether they happen to be male OR female. But that's just my opinion. Quote:
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Therefore, I say scrap the entire thing.
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Over the years I've worked with various people who never seemed to see the good in anything. If it was a beautiful sunny day, they complained that the sun hurt their eyes (while indoors, mind you)/the crops are gonna dry out and fail (the few crops not destroyed by the previous week's flooding, that is)/the happy children playing across the street were being too noisy (at 2:00 in the afternoon, not 2:00 am). The only time I ever saw these people smile or laugh was upon their hearing of someone else's misfortune. Quote:
That, Ma'am, I cannot do. It's my honest opinion based on a lifetime's observations. I will, however, admit that there are exceptions.
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02-24-2009, 05:55 AM | #33899 |
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Squinky hun. I have to admit that most men aren't as emotionally sensitive as women. The one thing that has always bothered me is men who consider women as property or just sexual conquests. If I hear a guy talking about his companion for the evening as 'my whore' he is about to get an earful.
I really do have to admit that in my home we do have customary roles. I am the head of the household and usually have the final say. I'm not ugly about it and do not completely dismiss Mrs.R in decisions since that would be rude. And if she thinks I made the wrong decision trust me, I hear about it. Oh, and don't be to hard on Gilli, he has not been probably hasn't exposed to any woman emotionally except his mother. |
02-24-2009, 06:12 AM | #33900 |
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Heh, of course they just are gay to avoid having to deal with feminine hygiene products! If only the catholic church realised this they could market the celibate priesthood better...
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