Thread Must Die! - Page 1694

Squinky · 02-22-2009, 02:01 PM

There's medication and/or psychotherapy for that, you know.

Giligan · 02-22-2009, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSH

I bet she finds men who spell her name wrong really attractive...

Her last name is only spelled with an e in Scottish. It's cool that you didn't know that, though.

*Fantasysci5* · 02-22-2009, 04:07 PM

I know there is, and I've been trying...Um...can we stop talking about this, please?

Hey mom, dad, sises! lol

I will kill this thread by...throwing a penguin at you!! For every person that posts, a penguin will be viciously slaughtered.

rlpw · 02-22-2009, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fantasysci5

I know there is, and I've been trying...Um...can we stop talking about this, please?

Hey mom, dad, sises! lol

I will kill this thread by...throwing a penguin at you!! For every person that posts, a penguin will be viciously slaughtered.

Good, I need something to feed my pet Grue.

Trunkyo · 02-22-2009, 06:52 PM

Viciously slaughtered penguins shall be fed to naked, orange and striped women representing PETA (People for Eating Tasty Animals).

Sage · 02-22-2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Her last name is only spelled with an e in Scottish. It's cool that you didn't know that, though.

I think SSH was referring to how you spelled her first name "Selma" instead of Salma.

Squinky · 02-22-2009, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fantasysci5

I know there is, and I've been trying...Um...can we stop talking about this, please?

Eek, sorry about that. Didn't mean to strike a nerve.

Anyway, check out this picture of me and my flaming tuba!

SSH · 02-23-2009, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sage

I think SSH was referring to how you spelled her first name "Selma" instead of Salma.

Well, I was referring to both. Wikipedia spells her name Salma Valgarma Hayek Jiménez

*Fantasysci5* · 02-23-2009, 08:17 AM

Oh, it's alright Squinky!!!!

*hugs*

UPtimist · 02-23-2009, 08:33 AM

Is it? Dare you question these self-proven truths?

Giligan · 02-23-2009, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sage

I think SSH was referring to how you spelled her first name "Selma" instead of Salma.

Hmm. I could have sworn it was Selma.

Squinky · 02-23-2009, 10:20 AM

You're thinking of Marge Simpson's ugly older sister.

*Fantasysci5* · 02-23-2009, 11:27 AM

Muahahahahaa!!!

So...I started my period today. If this doesn't kill the thread, nothing will.

And I know, it's futile.

Squinky · 02-23-2009, 11:28 AM

I've recently started using a menstrual cup in lieu of pads and tampons. Highly recommended.

*Fantasysci5* · 02-23-2009, 11:33 AM

What the hell is that?!

RLacey · 02-23-2009, 11:38 AM

Gah. I don't know. I stop posting in this Thread™ for a couple of days, but you guys make such a ham-fisted job of killing it.

DIE, THREAD™!

SSH · 02-23-2009, 11:39 AM

If the men aren't already scared off, I'll start with stories about my vasectomy.

Having heard stories about getting shaved by a nurse beforehand, I was quite disappointed when my appointment letter told me I had to shave myself in advance. And the doctor was quite brutal before he administered the local anaesthetic but after that I didn't really feel a thing. But the blood collects internally somewhat and slowly disperses so you get this huge dark bruise that spreads to the whole area before turning bluey green and then dissipating, which is quite scary to see (when you own the parts in question!).

RLacey · 02-23-2009, 11:42 AM

Is this the point at which some forum newcomer appears and says that they've got a story about a penile fracture?

*Fantasysci5* · 02-23-2009, 12:11 PM

Ugala Boogala!!!

RLacey · 02-23-2009, 12:46 PM

Uh-huh. Whatever.

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02-22-2009, 06:52 PM	#33865
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02-23-2009, 08:17 AM	#33869
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02-23-2009, 08:33 AM	#33870
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02-23-2009, 11:27 AM	#33873
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02-23-2009, 11:28 AM	#33874
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02-23-2009, 11:33 AM	#33875
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02-23-2009, 11:38 AM	#33876
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Gah. I don't know. I stop posting in this Thread™ for a couple of days, but you guys make such a ham-fisted job of killing it. DIE, THREAD™! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-23-2009, 11:39 AM	#33877
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02-23-2009, 11:42 AM	#33878
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02-23-2009, 12:11 PM	#33879
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02-23-2009, 12:46 PM	#33880
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