08-31-2008, 01:47 PM | #31101 |
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Whatever.
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08-31-2008, 01:54 PM | #31102 |
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Breast reduction.
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08-31-2008, 02:01 PM | #31103 |
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Those are two words that should never be in the same sentence.
Unless it's a guy getting the surgery, of course. |
08-31-2008, 02:42 PM | #31104 |
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So you'd like us all to have back pain, then?
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08-31-2008, 02:49 PM | #31105 |
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I invented a brassiere equipped with a counterweight, that was designed to balance out busty women. It didn't really take off though.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
08-31-2008, 05:00 PM | #31107 |
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I don't know why I just read all that, but it got me wondering, is having boobs and their associated holding device, a bit like constantly wearing a rucksack?
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
08-31-2008, 06:27 PM | #31108 |
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Must be so. There's a cruddy fate, to be born female.
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08-31-2008, 07:31 PM | #31109 |
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At least our genitals don't humiliate us in public.
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09-01-2008, 04:14 AM | #31110 |
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09-01-2008, 04:28 AM | #31111 |
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Our's either humiliate in public or they humiliate in private.
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09-01-2008, 05:03 AM | #31112 |
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09-01-2008, 06:28 AM | #31113 |
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Hey, I've never been humiliated in public or in private by various parts of my body or their functions*, thank you very much.
*My vocal cords don't count. Last edited by Giligan; 09-01-2008 at 10:51 AM. |
09-01-2008, 06:37 AM | #31114 |
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They're coming at you!
Woo ooo ooo ooo ooo OOO oooooo... |
09-01-2008, 06:56 AM | #31115 |
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'Sup timist?
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09-01-2008, 08:46 AM | #31116 |
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So you're saying you're actually female? Huh. Interesting...
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09-01-2008, 09:32 AM | #31117 |
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I need a hug.
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09-01-2008, 09:51 AM | #31118 |
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Here, have a whole bag.
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09-01-2008, 10:50 AM | #31119 |
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09-01-2008, 11:23 AM | #31120 |
Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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