08-30-2008, 02:25 PM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Sorry, but no hugs will be forthcoming from me.
Anyway, I have a story for you all... - - - - - - - - - - Once upon a time, in Happy Happy Land, Barney the Talking Dinosaur was singing happily with his happy friends. "I love you," sang Barney, "you love me..." "No we don't," came the reply. "Actually, we find you distinctly irritating." "Aww, shucks," came the reply from the six-foot, green and purple dinosaur. "But I love you so very much! Big hug!" With that, Barney lunged forward, gripping his happy friends firmly in his warm embrace. "Now, let's go from the top again..." And the children sang as one... I love you, you love me, we are one big family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too? ... Nearby, in a dimly lit room, a row of surly television producers sat staring at the monitor. On it, a hyperactive purple monster was singing tunelessly with a bunch of hyperactive children. "One born every minute," muttered Andrea, as she finished cutting the show. |
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08-30-2008, 03:19 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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Oh Bertie, what are you like?
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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08-31-2008, 10:25 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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David Coverdale keeps leaving messages on my answering machine. I hate when people act so needy.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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08-31-2008, 01:19 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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She's at an Annie Lennox concert.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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08-31-2008, 01:41 PM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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Well I wouldn't have spent all that money on the satellite if I wasn't going to use it.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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