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Old 08-30-2008, 02:25 PM   #31081
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Sorry, but no hugs will be forthcoming from me.

Anyway, I have a story for you all...

- - - - - - - - - -

Once upon a time, in Happy Happy Land, Barney the Talking Dinosaur was singing happily with his happy friends.

"I love you," sang Barney, "you love me..."

"No we don't," came the reply. "Actually, we find you distinctly irritating."

"Aww, shucks," came the reply from the six-foot, green and purple dinosaur. "But I love you so very much! Big hug!"

With that, Barney lunged forward, gripping his happy friends firmly in his warm embrace.

"Now, let's go from the top again..."

And the children sang as one...

I love you,
you love me,
we are one big family!
With a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you,
won't you say you love me too?


...

Nearby, in a dimly lit room, a row of surly television producers sat staring at the monitor. On it, a hyperactive purple monster was singing tunelessly with a bunch of hyperactive children.

"One born every minute," muttered Andrea, as she finished cutting the show.
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Old 08-30-2008, 03:19 PM   #31082
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Oh Bertie, what are you like?
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Old 08-30-2008, 03:38 PM   #31083
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Pretty fly for a white guy, that.
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Old 08-31-2008, 07:32 AM   #31084
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No praise for my "awesome" literary style?

Tut tut!

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Old 08-31-2008, 07:45 AM   #31085
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Old 08-31-2008, 08:03 AM   #31086
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Quite.

Indeed.


Heh.

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Why would anyone name their child "Conan"? Just, why? Why the hell would you do that?
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Why would anyone name their child Kal-El?

Yeaahwahttvergfsgs
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:50 AM   #31089
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Optimist and Gilllligan!
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And I'm back. Thanks for providing me with several minutes of amusing reading material.
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David Coverdale keeps leaving messages on my answering machine. I hate when people act so needy.
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I prefer Ian Gillan if I may say so.
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:05 AM   #31093
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Quote:
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Optimist and Gilllligan!
Are you talking to me? Are you talkin' to me, Bobby? Huh? You talkin' to me?
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Yes, YOU, Gillllllllllllligan.
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Yes, I'd guessed that, Bo.

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Jolly spiffing, Gillllllllllllllllll.
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Indeed, Bo. Bobo. Bobobobo. Baboon.


Where's Jaz at? I want to twist her username into all sorts of annoying versions.


Actually, it might be best if I did that when she's not here. Hmm...
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:19 PM   #31098
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She's at an Annie Lennox concert.
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Spying on Jazzy again, are we?
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Well I wouldn't have spent all that money on the satellite if I wasn't going to use it.
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