Thread Must Die! - Page 1549

Giligan · 08-25-2008, 05:00 PM

No, you're not yes. No is what you are, not yes.

Squinky · 08-25-2008, 06:23 PM

I yes, therefore I know.

Jatsie · 08-25-2008, 06:45 PM

Pregnant Minnie Driver is giving me nightmares.

How can anyone have another little creature growing inside them? It's just freaky. I've seen Alien, where's Sigourney Weaver when you need her?

Giligan · 08-25-2008, 07:11 PM

I've heard that if the human immune system were strong enough, reproduction would be impossible, as the body would recognize the fetus as a parasite.

Squinky · 08-25-2008, 07:24 PM

Your mom's a parasite.

Giligan · 08-25-2008, 07:33 PM

I don't see why you females are so sentimental about reproduction. You'd all save yourselves a lot of trouble if humans grew on trees.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 08-25-2008, 08:58 PM

I'm not quite sure that I like the idea of not coming from the mother's loving womb. Give me placeta or give me death! (Mind you, I am known here for being quite fond of the vagina.)

Squinky · 08-25-2008, 10:51 PM

If humans grew on trees, I wouldn't have to worry about creepy men trying to get into my pants. Maybe that's a good thing.

UPtimist · 08-25-2008, 11:47 PM

I think they're trying to get into your pants because they're fantasy pants.

And besides if babies grew on trees, we'd probably reproduce like trees and I don't think I like the idea of human pollen flying around everywhere...

Jatsie · 08-26-2008, 04:14 AM

I think it would be better if women just laid eggs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

If humans grew on trees, I wouldn't have to worry about creepy men trying to get into my pants. Maybe that's a good thing.

That reminds me of a Wanda Sykes joke where she states how much easier life would be if she could "leave [her] pussy at home."

*stepurhan* · 08-26-2008, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Gold!
Always believe in your soul,
You've got the power to know,
You're indestructable!

But am I an indestructible master of war?

Because if I am you should all take a good look around while you're alive.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

If humans grew on trees, I wouldn't have to worry about creepy men trying to get into my pants. Maybe that's a good thing.

But autumn would be a much more worrying time, what with babies dropping off tress and all.

RLacey · 08-26-2008, 06:06 AM

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Giligan · 08-26-2008, 07:08 AM

Of course, if people grew on trees, there would be all sorts of regulation, to make sure, say, a dictator couldn't grow armies. And then of course you'd also have a bunch of people whining about the morality of chopping such a tree down.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepurhan

But autumn would be a much more worrying time, what with babies dropping off tress and all.

Ah, but you see they wouldn't fall off unless they were overripe and rotten. They'd have to be picked.

Jatsie · 08-26-2008, 07:27 AM

I want a tree that can grow me an army. I'd call it the Waffen-Willow.

RLacey · 08-26-2008, 08:10 AM

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Jatsie · 08-26-2008, 08:31 AM

Can you start with me? I'm completely tone deaf.

*stepurhan* · 08-26-2008, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Go to a karaoke night. The quality of singing there should soon convince you it's an impossible task.

UPtimist · 08-26-2008, 09:03 AM

The Hills are alive with the sound of music.

RLacey · 08-26-2008, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Go to a karaoke night. The quality of singing there should soon convince you it's an impossible task.

I watched that ITV Karaoke show (unbelievably cheap television, that must have been), and that scared me.

Giligan · 08-26-2008, 09:32 AM

Singing is something some people can never be taught to do.

08-25-2008, 05:00 PM	#30961
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08-25-2008, 06:23 PM	#30962
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08-25-2008, 06:45 PM	#30963
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Pregnant Minnie Driver is giving me nightmares. How can anyone have another little creature growing inside them? It's just freaky. I've seen Alien, where's Sigourney Weaver when you need her? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-25-2008, 07:11 PM	#30964
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	I've heard that if the human immune system were strong enough, reproduction would be impossible, as the body would recognize the fetus as a parasite. Share Share this post on Twitter

08-25-2008, 07:24 PM	#30965
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Your mom's a parasite. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

08-25-2008, 07:33 PM	#30966
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	I don't see why you females are so sentimental about reproduction. You'd all save yourselves a lot of trouble if humans grew on trees. Share Share this post on Twitter

08-25-2008, 08:58 PM	#30967
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	I'm not quite sure that I like the idea of not coming from the mother's loving womb. Give me placeta or give me death! (Mind you, I am known here for being quite fond of the vagina.) Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ People don't wear enough hats.

08-25-2008, 10:51 PM	#30968
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	If humans grew on trees, I wouldn't have to worry about creepy men trying to get into my pants. Maybe that's a good thing. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

08-25-2008, 11:47 PM	#30969
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	I think they're trying to get into your pants because they're fantasy pants. And besides if babies grew on trees, we'd probably reproduce like trees and I don't think I like the idea of human pollen flying around everywhere... Share Share this post on Twitter

08-26-2008, 06:06 AM	#30972
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-26-2008, 07:27 AM	#30974
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	I want a tree that can grow me an army. I'd call it the Waffen-Willow. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-26-2008, 08:10 AM	#30975
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-26-2008, 08:31 AM	#30976
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Can you start with me? I'm completely tone deaf. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-26-2008, 09:03 AM	#30978
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	The Hills are alive with the sound of music. Share Share this post on Twitter

08-26-2008, 09:32 AM	#30980
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