08-21-2008, 01:43 PM | #30841 |
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08-21-2008, 01:45 PM | #30842 |
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Ooooooh.
Never can say goodbye. No no no, no no no, no no, no no, no!
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08-21-2008, 02:34 PM | #30843 |
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Oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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08-21-2008, 02:49 PM | #30844 |
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You know, women are a clever race of beings, they can take something like an ugly mole, call it a "beauty spot" and suddenly everyone buys into that idea.
I know they must have some sort of mind control device, and I must possess it!
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
08-21-2008, 03:15 PM | #30845 |
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Well, you can't, because we're these fabulous mythical creatures and you're just a boring old human being.
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08-21-2008, 03:36 PM | #30846 |
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My left index finger and thumb are glued together.
You never realize how often you use those two digits independently of each other until they're fused into a perpetual "a-okay" sign, you don't. |
08-21-2008, 04:05 PM | #30847 | |
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Quote:
Wait a second, I may have cracked it. For all those years I thought they had no use, they were just an odd fashion accessory, but now I can finally see! Yes, it all seems so clear to me now, that mind control device, it's boobs!
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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08-21-2008, 06:38 PM | #30848 |
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You're wrong, love; it's the vagina. Which you're terrified of, if I recall correctly.
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08-21-2008, 07:37 PM | #30849 |
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The mind control device for me is the penis, but it seeks the vagina. I know, I know--same difference.
ObThreadKiller: people who use the phrase 'same difference' should have a bunch of vagina-sporting humans over to their house.
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08-21-2008, 07:49 PM | #30850 |
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08-22-2008, 01:18 AM | #30851 |
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But you're wrong, it's not frequently on display, so it can't exhibit any hypnotic properties. You're just trying to mislead me, in order to keep the mind control to yourself, but it won't work, Missy! I'm gonna find something, and I'm gonna jiggle it, and soon all shall fall under my spell.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
08-22-2008, 05:19 AM | #30852 |
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Thanks for keeping the Thread™ warm while I was away in Scotland, dude(tte)s. But you've wasted your time, because now it's going to die.
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08-22-2008, 07:29 AM | #30853 |
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*does the Tango*
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08-22-2008, 07:34 AM | #30854 |
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*breakdances*
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08-22-2008, 07:49 AM | #30855 |
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Stop rolling around on the floor you filthy wretch.
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08-22-2008, 08:31 AM | #30856 |
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08-22-2008, 08:43 AM | #30857 |
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Yes it is. You've just blocked it out of your mind due to trauma.
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08-22-2008, 08:46 AM | #30858 |
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08-22-2008, 08:48 AM | #30859 |
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So has Robert, I see. Poor Robert.
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08-22-2008, 08:49 AM | #30860 |
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Dunno.
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