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Squinky · 08-19-2008, 12:21 PM

You're humming along! *points and giggles*

Hammerite · 08-19-2008, 01:34 PM

*sighs and contemplates*

Jatsie · 08-19-2008, 01:39 PM

*fades away and radiates*

Squinky · 08-19-2008, 01:46 PM

*finds a man and procreates*

Giligan · 08-19-2008, 02:11 PM

*spreads destruction and mayhem*

Jatsie · 08-19-2008, 02:49 PM

The last time a woman asked to have a coil inserted, I gave her a helter skelter.

Squinky · 08-19-2008, 02:52 PM

Eww.

Jatsie · 08-19-2008, 03:59 PM

My hetero friend said that riding a inter-uterine helter skelter would be like being inside a Cylon basestar from the Modern Battlestar Galactica.

I'm not sure quite how that marries up with my image of very small men flying out of the organ on square pieces of berber carpet, but I'll take his word for it.

Squinky · 08-19-2008, 04:06 PM

I like how you call it "the organ".

Giligan · 08-19-2008, 04:41 PM

So he's a musician?

Squinky · 08-19-2008, 04:46 PM

Well, he'll certainly be able to make her sing, or at least scream...

Giligan · 08-19-2008, 05:09 PM

That sounds like fun.

Jatsie · 08-19-2008, 05:17 PM

When I grind the organ the monkey dances.

Giligan · 08-19-2008, 05:49 PM

Like in that seedy bar in Woodtick?

Trunkyo · 08-19-2008, 06:00 PM

I would like to see more sax and violins on TV. And would it hurt to expose a pianist or two once in a while?!!

*Melanie68* · 08-19-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Fine. Whatever, I'll tell. But if I tell this story, and I hear a single joke about it later on, I'm going to go all Full Metal Jacket on you guys. Seriously.

Our story begins a few days ago, when cows from a nearby cattle farm (that's the countryside for you) escaped from their enclosure, and proceeded to trample all over the yard, eating the lawn and leaving cow pies all over the yard. (The owners are still AWOL, and thus the cows are still out. Looks like the police are going to have to deal with it. It's unreal. However, they're no longer in our yard, anyway.)

Fast forward a few days; someone I know had suggested to me that I go to a local church's youth group meeting, meet some people, you know. I did, and it went well. Anyway, at the end of the meeting, suddenly everyone stood up, circled, and held hands. The group has a prayer at the end of the meeting. I'm the new guy, so they ask me if I have anyone I'd like to pray.

Well, it's a bit of a bind. I really don't feel like praying in front of all these people, but I can't say "No, I don't have anyone I'd like to pray for", now, can I? It would sound pretty bad. So I say, "sure, my family." And then the whole group bows their heads. After a moment, I realize they're waiting for me to pray. Shit, that ain't good. So I start off, then stammer a bit, then go a bit further, trying to fake the blanks that my mind keeps drawing. "Uh, I'd like to pray that, uh, the neighbors come to, uh................................ clean up their cows' crap in the back yard so my mom doesn't have to do it. Amen."

So, now you know. Now that that's out of the way, I'm going to slink off and kill myself quietly.

I find that story very cute (and kind of sweet in an odd way). It shows you don't want your mom doing yucky work.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 08-19-2008, 07:52 PM

"Photographers should be shot!"

-- Elton John

Squinky · 08-19-2008, 07:53 PM

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 08-19-2008, 08:01 PM

http://www.caborian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/canikon.jpg

Jatsie · 08-20-2008, 02:08 AM

Oh wait, he's not the photographer...

08-19-2008, 12:21 PM	#30781
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08-19-2008, 01:39 PM	#30783
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08-19-2008, 02:49 PM	#30786
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08-19-2008, 02:52 PM	#30787
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08-19-2008, 03:59 PM	#30788
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	My hetero friend said that riding a inter-uterine helter skelter would be like being inside a Cylon basestar from the Modern Battlestar Galactica. I'm not sure quite how that marries up with my image of very small men flying out of the organ on square pieces of berber carpet, but I'll take his word for it. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-19-2008, 04:06 PM	#30789
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08-19-2008, 04:41 PM	#30790
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	So he's a musician? Share Share this post on Twitter

08-19-2008, 04:46 PM	#30791
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Well, he'll certainly be able to make her sing, or at least scream... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

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Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	That sounds like fun. Share Share this post on Twitter

08-19-2008, 05:17 PM	#30793
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	When I grind the organ the monkey dances. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

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Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Like in that seedy bar in Woodtick? Share Share this post on Twitter

08-19-2008, 06:00 PM	#30795
Trunkyo Beamin' Demon Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,005	I would like to see more sax and violins on TV. And would it hurt to expose a pianist or two once in a while?!! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011

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08-19-2008, 08:01 PM	#30799
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08-20-2008, 02:08 AM	#30800
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Oh wait, he's not the photographer... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com