Thread Must Die! - Page 1532

Jazhara7 · 08-13-2008, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

I wish we could all just be liquid metals like the T-1000. No soft and squishy bits, that way, or any of those nasty vile liquids or flesh that rots and stinks.

No hard and..."erect" parts either.

I don't really know why I say that. But for some reason many guys seem to find that point important.

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Giligan · 08-13-2008, 10:43 AM

Obviously you find it important, or you wouldn't have mentioned it.

Jatsie · 08-13-2008, 10:47 AM

I had a plaster cast made of my "point", you can buy a replica in a coloured plastic of your choice for only £9.95 excluding postage and packaging.

Jazhara7 · 08-13-2008, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Obviously you find it important, or you wouldn't have mentioned it.

If you didn't find it important, you wouldn't have commented on it.

And hey, I have no skill in making lewd jokes, apart from spotting opportunities for them, so let me at least make suggestive comments that should not be take serious.

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Giligan · 08-13-2008, 10:53 AM

Hey, what can I say. My information comes from the advertisements that turn up in WWII magazine (odd, a lot of historians must have... "inadequacies"), that suggest that hard and erect parts are pretty important to the straight members of the opposite gender.

Jatsie · 08-13-2008, 10:59 AM

'tis true, during their Dig for Victory campaign, the Women's Land Army were always in need of new tools.

Jazhara7 · 08-13-2008, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Hey, what can I say. My information comes from the advertisements that turn up in WWII magazine (odd, a lot of historians must have... "inadequacies"), that suggest that hard and erect parts are pretty important to the straight members of the opposite gender.

I'm glad to know that we were indeed talking about the same thing all along: Guns.

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Giligan · 08-13-2008, 12:11 PM

Indeed.

Jatsie · 08-13-2008, 12:41 PM

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.

Jazhara7 · 08-13-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.

Guns will make a sieve out of you.

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Squinky · 08-13-2008, 12:58 PM

I get no kick from champagne,
Mere alcohol doesn't move me at all,
So tell me, why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you?

Jatsie · 08-13-2008, 01:03 PM

I get no kick in a plane,
Flying too high with some gal in the sky,
Is my idea of nothing to do,
But I get a kick out of you!

RLacey · 08-13-2008, 02:12 PM

What's going on here? I go off to do some piano accompanying of a theatre group for the evening, and I come back to find Squankz and Jatz serenading each other, and Jaz and Giligan(z) making smutty jokes.

Snap back into character, peeps...

Giligan · 08-13-2008, 02:53 PM

I get a kick out of firing a shotgun.

*guffaw*

There, that back enough in character for you?

RLacey · 08-13-2008, 02:56 PM

Much better.

Giligan · 08-13-2008, 03:04 PM

Soooooo, Michael Phelps has now set the record for the most gold medals won by an individual at the Olympics.

That sad-looking thing flying in the opposite direction? That was the rest of the world's collective butt, being kicked.

Squinky · 08-13-2008, 03:05 PM

Is he related to that homophobic preacher guy?

Jatsie · 08-13-2008, 03:06 PM

Is he that guy who protests funerals?

Edit: damn, Squinky beat me.

Squinky · 08-13-2008, 03:07 PM

I think they should switch to protesting baby showers, personally.

Jatsie · 08-13-2008, 03:09 PM

Maybe they could make placards featuring bottles of gin and coat hangers.

08-13-2008, 10:43 AM	#30622
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08-13-2008, 10:53 AM	#30625
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Hey, what can I say. My information comes from the advertisements that turn up in WWII magazine (odd, a lot of historians must have... "inadequacies"), that suggest that hard and erect parts are pretty important to the straight members of the opposite gender. Share Share this post on Twitter Last edited by Giligan; 08-13-2008 at 11:07 AM.

08-13-2008, 10:59 AM	#30626
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08-13-2008, 12:11 PM	#30628
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Indeed. Share Share this post on Twitter

08-13-2008, 12:41 PM	#30629
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-13-2008, 12:58 PM	#30631
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	I get no kick from champagne, Mere alcohol doesn't move me at all, So tell me, why should it be true That I get a kick out of you? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

08-13-2008, 01:03 PM	#30632
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	I get no kick in a plane, Flying too high with some gal in the sky, Is my idea of nothing to do, But I get a kick out of you! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-13-2008, 02:12 PM	#30633
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	What's going on here? I go off to do some piano accompanying of a theatre group for the evening, and I come back to find Squankz and Jatz serenading each other, and Jaz and Giligan(z) making smutty jokes. Snap back into character, peeps... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-13-2008, 02:53 PM	#30634
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	I get a kick out of firing a shotgun. guffaw There, that back enough in character for you? Share Share this post on Twitter

08-13-2008, 02:56 PM	#30635
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Much better. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-13-2008, 03:04 PM	#30636
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Soooooo, Michael Phelps has now set the record for the most gold medals won by an individual at the Olympics. That sad-looking thing flying in the opposite direction? That was the rest of the world's collective butt, being kicked. Share Share this post on Twitter

08-13-2008, 03:05 PM	#30637
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Is he related to that homophobic preacher guy? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

08-13-2008, 03:06 PM	#30638
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Is he that guy who protests funerals? Edit: damn, Squinky beat me. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-13-2008, 03:07 PM	#30639
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	I think they should switch to protesting baby showers, personally. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

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08-13-2008, 03:09 PM	#30640
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Maybe they could make placards featuring bottles of gin and coat hangers. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com