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Old 08-13-2008, 10:42 AM   #30621
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I wish we could all just be liquid metals like the T-1000. No soft and squishy bits, that way, or any of those nasty vile liquids or flesh that rots and stinks.

No hard and..."erect" parts either.


I don't really know why I say that. But for some reason many guys seem to find that point important.


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Old 08-13-2008, 10:43 AM   #30622
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Obviously you find it important, or you wouldn't have mentioned it.
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:47 AM   #30623
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I had a plaster cast made of my "point", you can buy a replica in a coloured plastic of your choice for only £9.95 excluding postage and packaging.
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:47 AM   #30624
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Obviously you find it important, or you wouldn't have mentioned it.

If you didn't find it important, you wouldn't have commented on it.

And hey, I have no skill in making lewd jokes, apart from spotting opportunities for them, so let me at least make suggestive comments that should not be take serious.



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Old 08-13-2008, 10:53 AM   #30625
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Hey, what can I say. My information comes from the advertisements that turn up in WWII magazine (odd, a lot of historians must have... "inadequacies"), that suggest that hard and erect parts are pretty important to the straight members of the opposite gender.

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Old 08-13-2008, 10:59 AM   #30626
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'tis true, during their Dig for Victory campaign, the Women's Land Army were always in need of new tools.
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:08 PM   #30627
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Hey, what can I say. My information comes from the advertisements that turn up in WWII magazine (odd, a lot of historians must have... "inadequacies"), that suggest that hard and erect parts are pretty important to the straight members of the opposite gender.

I'm glad to know that we were indeed talking about the same thing all along: Guns.


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Old 08-13-2008, 12:11 PM   #30628
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Indeed.
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:41 PM   #30629
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Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:56 PM   #30630
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Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.

Guns will make a sieve out of you.


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Old 08-13-2008, 12:58 PM   #30631
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I get no kick from champagne,
Mere alcohol doesn't move me at all,
So tell me, why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you?
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Old 08-13-2008, 01:03 PM   #30632
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I get no kick in a plane,
Flying too high with some gal in the sky,
Is my idea of nothing to do,
But I get a kick out of you!
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Old 08-13-2008, 02:12 PM   #30633
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What's going on here? I go off to do some piano accompanying of a theatre group for the evening, and I come back to find Squankz and Jatz serenading each other, and Jaz and Giligan(z) making smutty jokes.

Snap back into character, peeps...
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Old 08-13-2008, 02:53 PM   #30634
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I get a kick out of firing a shotgun.

*guffaw*


There, that back enough in character for you?
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Much better.
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Soooooo, Michael Phelps has now set the record for the most gold medals won by an individual at the Olympics.

That sad-looking thing flying in the opposite direction? That was the rest of the world's collective butt, being kicked.
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Old 08-13-2008, 03:05 PM   #30637
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Is he related to that homophobic preacher guy?
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Old 08-13-2008, 03:06 PM   #30638
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Is he that guy who protests funerals?

Edit: damn, Squinky beat me.
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I think they should switch to protesting baby showers, personally.
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Old 08-13-2008, 03:09 PM   #30640
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Maybe they could make placards featuring bottles of gin and coat hangers.
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