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Bad Influence
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA
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I wanna make every woman I see, I wanna make every woman I see, Do you know what's the matter with me, I'm a heterosexual man, Just a heterosexual man, I wanna do every woman I know, I wanna do it to them in their clothes, I wanna make it with'em don't you know, I'm a heterosexual man, It's just a problem with my glands, I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man, I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man, I wanna make every woman I see, I wanna make every woman I see, Maybe make a make a baby with me, Cause I'm a heterosexual man, Just a heterosexual man, I wanna have every woman I know, I wanna have'em take off their clothes, I'll make it with them unless they say no, Cause I'm a heterosexual man, I'll make it with them whenever I can, I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man, I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man, I'm heterosexual, I wanna get every girl on the globe, We kiss & hug & then we disrobe, It's a short circuit in the frontal lobe, Cause I'm heterosexual man, It's just a problem with my glands, I'm heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man, I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man, I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man, I'm heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man,
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08-13-2008, 01:13 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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As performed by Trans-Man Brian Bedside Manners
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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08-13-2008, 02:41 AM
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The Threadâ„¢ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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08-13-2008, 02:49 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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That's what happens when you use ketchup in a sacred ritual.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Last edited by Jatsie; 08-13-2008 at 03:04 AM. |
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08-13-2008, 07:00 AM
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Beamin' Demon
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 3,005
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Pop? Are you my pop???
Shhh, not so loud! I don't anyone to hear about my plans to invade Philippersia.
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My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011 |
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08-13-2008, 07:54 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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In the words of Samuel L. Jackson:
Why won't this mother fucking Thread™ just die!? *slams door*
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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08-13-2008, 09:19 AM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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08-13-2008, 09:42 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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I call the carbonated beverage I like "Champagne".
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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08-13-2008, 10:32 AM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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I don't understand this preoccupation with physical attractiveness. I wish we could all just be brains in a jar.
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08-13-2008, 10:37 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
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Or we could just gouge out our eyes, things must be easier for the blind...
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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08-13-2008, 10:39 AM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
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I wish we could all just be liquid metals like the T-1000. No soft and squishy bits, that way, or any of those nasty vile liquids or flesh that rots and stinks.
In other news, I decided to input "99.99" into the microwave oven, just to see what would happen, and the result of my victorious experiment is that the screen goes blank. How boring. |
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08-13-2008, 10:40 AM
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Ale! And keep 'em coming!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany
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Why stop there? We could all be elder Brains and rule a Pride of Illithids/Mindflayers/Mind sucking Squid things. ^_^ -
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