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Old 08-12-2008, 07:41 PM   #30601
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:44 PM   #30602
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I'm a heterosexual man.
The Odds- "Heterosexual Man":

I wanna make every woman I see,
I wanna make every woman I see,
Do you know what's the matter with me,
I'm a heterosexual man,
Just a heterosexual man,

I wanna do every woman I know,
I wanna do it to them in their clothes,
I wanna make it with'em don't you know,
I'm a heterosexual man,
It's just a problem with my glands,

I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man,
I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man,

I wanna make every woman I see,
I wanna make every woman I see,
Maybe make a make a baby with me,
Cause I'm a heterosexual man,
Just a heterosexual man,

I wanna have every woman I know,
I wanna have'em take off their clothes,
I'll make it with them unless they say no,
Cause I'm a heterosexual man,
I'll make it with them whenever I can,

I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man,
I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man,

I'm heterosexual,

I wanna get every girl on the globe,
We kiss & hug & then we disrobe,
It's a short circuit in the frontal lobe,
Cause I'm heterosexual man,
It's just a problem with my glands,

I'm heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man,
I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man,
I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man,
I'm heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man,
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Old 08-12-2008, 10:23 PM   #30603
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Finally, someone got the reference!
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Old 08-13-2008, 01:13 AM   #30604
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Is it taboo in this thread to confess confusion as to what everyone's talking about?
No. It's like no longer toucing the truck. By admitting confusion you forfeit your place in the competition.
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I reserve the right to make outrageous statements on subjects about which I am not informed.
Will we notice any difference to your normal posting style?
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When the moon is in the seventh house,
And Jupiter aligns with Mars,
Then peace will guide the planets,
And love will steer the stars!
....by means of a secret rite that can only be performed once a century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius. The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.
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Soda fine with you?
What is this soda? Do you mean pop? Damn Yanks!
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The Odds- "Heterosexual Man":
Original sound but non-original video.
As performed by Trans-Man Brian Bedside Manners
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Old 08-13-2008, 02:41 AM   #30605
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....by means of a secret rite that can only be performed once a century when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius. The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.
That was my initial thought, too .
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Old 08-13-2008, 02:49 AM   #30606
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Mmmmn, Jensen Ackles is too hot. Interesting song.
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Old 08-13-2008, 06:25 AM   #30607
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What is this soda? Do you mean pop? Damn Yanks!
Heh. Where I'm from in the US, people call carbonated drinks "pop". I guess I always bucked the trend.
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Old 08-13-2008, 06:59 AM   #30608
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Pop? Are you my pop???

Shhh, not so loud! I don't anyone to hear about my plans to invade Philippersia.
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:54 AM   #30611
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In the words of Samuel L. Jackson:

Why won't this mother fucking Thread™ just die!?

*slams door*
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Heh.

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Heh.

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Old 08-13-2008, 08:59 AM   #30613
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Are we like the evil, ungrateful children that wait for their parentsThread to die just so they can get the inheritance?
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Heh. Where I'm from in the US, people call carbonated drinks "pop". I guess I always bucked the trend.
http://popvssoda.com:2998/
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:32 AM   #30615
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Wait, somebody actually compiled that information? Yowza. I thought I had no life.
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:42 AM   #30616
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I call the carbonated beverage I like "Champagne".
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I don't understand this preoccupation with physical attractiveness. I wish we could all just be brains in a jar.
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:37 AM   #30618
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Or we could just gouge out our eyes, things must be easier for the blind...
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I wish we could all just be liquid metals like the T-1000. No soft and squishy bits, that way, or any of those nasty vile liquids or flesh that rots and stinks.

In other news, I decided to input "99.99" into the microwave oven, just to see what would happen, and the result of my victorious experiment is that the screen goes blank. How boring.
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Old 08-13-2008, 10:40 AM   #30620
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I don't understand this preoccupation with physical attractiveness. I wish we could all just be brains in a jar.

Why stop there? We could all be elder Brains and rule a Pride of Illithids/Mindflayers/Mind sucking Squid things. ^_^



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