08-12-2008, 12:16 PM | #30581 |
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I'm a heterosexual man.
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08-12-2008, 12:19 PM | #30582 |
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A very female-looking heterosexual man, methinks.
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08-12-2008, 12:20 PM | #30583 |
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How dare you undermine my manhood!
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08-12-2008, 12:30 PM | #30584 |
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Am I obliged to make you the desire of my unrequited love now then?
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08-12-2008, 12:32 PM | #30585 |
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Well, it's certainly going to remain unrequited...
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08-12-2008, 12:44 PM | #30586 |
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Yes.
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08-12-2008, 12:49 PM | #30587 |
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Heh.
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08-12-2008, 12:58 PM | #30588 |
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Well then, brace yourself, for now I must endeavour vainly to seduce you.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
08-12-2008, 01:09 PM | #30589 |
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*grabs popcorn, and settles down to watch the show*
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08-12-2008, 01:47 PM | #30590 |
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I'm waiting...
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08-12-2008, 01:51 PM | #30591 |
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*sits down to watch*
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08-12-2008, 01:54 PM | #30592 |
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You'd better have brought the drinks, Mr 'Gan.
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08-12-2008, 01:56 PM | #30593 |
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Soda fine with you?
Silly question. Of course it's fine with you, you're a gamer after all. |
08-12-2008, 02:16 PM | #30594 |
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Are you going to put on your robe and wizard hat, Jatsie?
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08-12-2008, 03:44 PM | #30595 |
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08-12-2008, 03:45 PM | #30596 |
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LOL whtvr n00b
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08-12-2008, 04:09 PM | #30597 |
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This is so boring. It's like watching grannies walk down a sidewalk.
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08-12-2008, 04:09 PM | #30598 |
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It takes time to prepare my straight guy seduction technique, which from what I've been told, seems to involve encouraging you to consume a keg of beer before I make my move.
Is this some sort of common hetero guy fantasy that I've yet to be informed of? If so I'm straight down the the costume shop to swap my Princess Leia gold bikini for something from the world of magic.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
08-12-2008, 04:18 PM | #30600 |
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Haha.
Don't worry, I'm gonna charge you like a rhinoceros, baby.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |