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SSH · 08-05-2008, 11:47 AM

In the UK a semi is a type of house, so obviously its not your fault if there's a house in the middle of the highway.

Giligan · 08-05-2008, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

All parents lie.

Secondly, it depends how nearly "nearly" is, exactly how at fault you were, and the nature of any expenses incurred.

Nearly, as in I nearly hit the guy in the side, but he got away, the wily driver that he was. I would have been 100% at fault had I survived, but fortunately, the only expense was to my nerves.

Maybe I'm just not cut out for this driving thing.

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Originally Posted by SSH

In the UK a semi is a type of house, so obviously its not your fault if there's a house in the middle of the highway.

So what, a semi house is only partly a house?

Jatsie · 08-05-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Giligan

Nearly, as in I nearly hit the guy in the side, but he got away, the wily driver that he was. I would have been 100% at fault had I survived, but fortunately, the only expense was to my nerves.

Bah, Meester Giligan, you make big mountain out of tiny molehill!

If there's no damage to the car, no police report, no insurance claim, then there's no need to inform the parental units!

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Maybe I'm just not cut out for this driving thing.

Driving is for chumps, I haven't been behind the wheel of a car for years. My mother forced me to take lessons when I turned 17, claiming it was an important skill I'd need. Suffice it to say the day I passed my test was the last time I've ever driven a car.

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So what, a semi house is only partly a house?

No, it's only partly your house, because you share a common wall with the guy next door.

Trumgottist · 08-05-2008, 12:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e0EQlQXoEo

There. Now you can lock the thread, world-renowned and extraordinarily talented poet and accountant with the great facial hair and awesome shirt.

Hammerite · 08-05-2008, 12:44 PM

the Finishing Blow!!!

Giligan · 08-05-2008, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Bah, Meester Giligan, you make big mountain out of tiny molehill!

If there's no damage to the car, no police report, no insurance claim, then there's no need to inform the parental units!

Oh, trust me, I wouldn't. The only thing they need to hear is whatever benefits me. Or at least causes me the fewest problems

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Driving is for chumps, I haven't been behind the wheel of a car for years. My mother forced me to take lessons when I turned 17, claiming it was an important skill I'd need. Suffice it to say the day I passed my test was the last time I've ever driven a car.

I'd like to do the same, but sooner or later I'm going to have to drive somwhere.

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

No, it's only partly your house, because you share a common wall with the guy next door.

Ah yes, I've seen pictures of those. Funny little red brick thingies with tiny enclosed backyards. Quaint.

Squinky · 08-05-2008, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammerite

the Finishing Blow!!!

RLacey · 08-05-2008, 02:46 PM

It amuses me deeply that you pathetic, insignificant people think it's even remotely likely that you might be the ones to kill the Thread™.

Only I will have that honour. You get it? ME. JUST ME. So you might as well stop trying.

DIE, THREAD™!

Squinky · 08-05-2008, 03:00 PM

Yes, Robert. Only I will have that honour. I get it. ME. JUST ME.

Jatsie · 08-05-2008, 03:12 PM

I deserve a prize for getting post 30,000, and I think that prize should be the killing of the Thread™.

RLacey · 08-05-2008, 03:44 PM

No, no, no!

Squinky · 08-05-2008, 03:53 PM

No, the Thread™ should not be killed? I'm confused.

Jatsie · 08-05-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

No, no, no!

Oh look, he thinks he's Margaret Thatcher now...

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Originally Posted by The Iron Lady

"Mr Delors said at a press conference the other day that he wanted the European parliament to be the democratic body of the community, he wanted the commission to be the executive and he wanted the council of ministers to be the senate. No, no, no!"

Giligan · 08-05-2008, 04:57 PM

No wonder he supported Boris Johnson, then. I smell a conspiracy of conservatives with bad hairstyles!

Jatsie · 08-05-2008, 05:22 PM

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 08-05-2008, 06:58 PM

Y'all realize, I trust, that only SJH can kill this thread. Believe it.

Squinky · 08-05-2008, 09:09 PM

People who think that only SJH* can kill the Thread™ should not be employed.

* Who I invariably always keep mistaking for SSH.

Trunkyo · 08-06-2008, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by me somewhere above

I backed my car into a cop car the other day.

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Was it occupied at the time?

Well he just drove off, sometimes life's OK.
I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh what did I say?
Well you just laughed it off, it was all OK.

(Yep, I can quote song lyrics too.

(Modest Mouse, Float On) And beats me why they used 'OK' twice in the same verse...)

RLacey · 08-06-2008, 01:38 AM

I was gonna kill this Thread™,
but I got high.
I was gonna make it totally dead,
but I got high.
Now you're all mocking me here,
and I know why:
because I got high, because I got high,
because I got high.

Jatsie · 08-06-2008, 02:33 AM

Okay Bobby Bong-puffer, put the pipe down and back away slowly...

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