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Old 02-16-2006, 11:49 PM   #2901
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Are you kidding? They'll be swarming like flies to line up for that!

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Old 02-17-2006, 01:16 AM   #2902
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If you buy me a curry and some beer then I'm all yours Scottsie! Just no hanky panky
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:34 AM   #2903
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You'd rather go clog up the drain in a shower stall?
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:48 AM   #2904
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You'd rather go clog up the drain in a shower stall?
Hey, it's my hobby man. Just keeping plumbers in business.
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Remind me never to become a plumber.
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Old 02-17-2006, 04:58 AM   #2906
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Never become a plumber.
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Old 02-17-2006, 05:37 AM   #2907
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A poem, from GK1:

Spoiler:
I dreamt of blood upon the shore,
of eyes that spoke of sin.
The lake was smooth and deep and black
as was her scented skin.
A mask I wore as I approached,
I was what I am not.
And though the pattern was unclear,
its meaning could be bought.
Drawn to Bacchus's abode,
I sought there to conspire.
But it was in the city of the dead
that I found my heart's desire.
The road was blocked, the truth was shunned
the white flag had been raised.
Reversal cost me all I had,
and everything I'd braved.
And then the night became as day,
I glimpsed nature's reddest claw!
The face of fear looked back at me,
as I gazed into the maw.
My last ally laid to waste,
I ran toward the light.
I prayed for one to change my path,
to give me strength to fight.
And then the wheel went round and round,
I could not find my way.
Twelve and three and turn the key,
I heard the madman say.
Deep in the earth I faced a fight
that I could never win.
The blameless and the base destroyed,
and all that might have been.
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Old 02-17-2006, 05:57 AM   #2908
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I've been thinking that I should try and start some new threads. But all the ideas I came up with were either rubbish, unoriginal or disgusting. For example:

1) Best movie death ever
2) Most unusual celebrity you've pictured while having sex
3) If you could change sex for the day, what would you do?
4) POLL: Is it acceptable to masturbate on someone while they're asleep?
5) What STDs do you have?

In the end I gave up.
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Old 02-17-2006, 06:25 AM   #2909
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Good to know.
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Old 02-17-2006, 06:39 AM   #2910
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I've been thinking that I should try and start some new threads. But all the ideas I came up with were either rubbish, unoriginal or disgusting. For example:

1) Best movie death ever
2) Most unusual celebrity you've pictured while having sex
3) If you could change sex for the day, what would you do?
4) POLL: Is it acceptable to masturbate on someone while they're asleep?
5) What STDs do you have?

In the end I gave up.
Don't wanna gross out anyone but I'd actually like to get your opinion on topic 4). I did that with my ex once and I felt absolutely horrible afterwards and never did it again. When I confessed to her, she took it well and actually made me feel better by telling me that she was sorry for not being up so I had to do it myself. I still felt bad though. So what do you think? Am I a horny perv who did something I shouldn't have done? Is it actually such a despicable act?

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Old 02-17-2006, 06:54 AM   #2912
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Wow, so not all my ideas sucked? Hooray!

It's kind of a tricky one, but since you were obviously sleeping together anyway I don't think it's so bad. I guess it's good that you confessed, and since she took it well I wouldn't worry about it. Unless of course it was like the next day that you broke up
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Old 02-17-2006, 06:59 AM   #2913
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Die, thread! DIE!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

DIE!!!
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:08 AM   #2914
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Well, if it still won't die after talking about jizzing in showers and on people as they sleep, I doubt it's ever gonna die.
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:14 AM   #2915
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Even if it does die, people will deny it.
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:17 AM   #2916
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Die, thread! DIE!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

DIE!!!
I told you the poor lad was losing it! We really should let him win. Who's with me?
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:29 AM   #2918
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Like I said, I'm not really bothered. I'm just having fun being gross.
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I told you the poor lad was losing it! We really should let him win. Who's with me?
Like hell I'll let that happen
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If you buy me a curry and some beer then I'm all yours Scottsie! Just no hanky panky
Yeah, yeah...that's what they all say at first. Pretty soon it's "Hey, let's watch a movie", then "Ooh, look at the time! You've missed the last bus, why not crash here?" followed by "That couch is awful, you can have half the bed", then "Brrr...I'm cold. Let's just cuddle to keep warm", and we all know where that leads.
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