Thread Must Die! - Page 146

Fairygdmther · 02-16-2006, 11:49 PM

Are you kidding? They'll be swarming like flies to line up for that!

Lynsie

seebaruk · 02-17-2006, 01:16 AM

If you buy me a curry and some beer then I'm all yours Scottsie! Just no hanky panky

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-17-2006, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seebaruk

Just no hanky panky

You'd rather go clog up the drain in a shower stall?

seebaruk · 02-17-2006, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

You'd rather go clog up the drain in a shower stall?

Hey, it's my hobby man. Just keeping plumbers in business.

RLacey · 02-17-2006, 04:54 AM

Remind me never to become a plumber.

seebaruk · 02-17-2006, 04:58 AM

Never become a plumber.

UPtimist · 02-17-2006, 05:37 AM

A poem, from GK1:

Spoiler:
I dreamt of blood upon the shore,
of eyes that spoke of sin.
The lake was smooth and deep and black
as was her scented skin.
A mask I wore as I approached,
I was what I am not.
And though the pattern was unclear,
its meaning could be bought.
Drawn to Bacchus's abode,
I sought there to conspire.
But it was in the city of the dead
that I found my heart's desire.
The road was blocked, the truth was shunned
the white flag had been raised.
Reversal cost me all I had,
and everything I'd braved.
And then the night became as day,
I glimpsed nature's reddest claw!
The face of fear looked back at me,
as I gazed into the maw.
My last ally laid to waste,
I ran toward the light.
I prayed for one to change my path,
to give me strength to fight.
And then the wheel went round and round,
I could not find my way.
Twelve and three and turn the key,
I heard the madman say.
Deep in the earth I faced a fight
that I could never win.
The blameless and the base destroyed,
and all that might have been.

seebaruk · 02-17-2006, 05:57 AM

I've been thinking that I should try and start some new threads. But all the ideas I came up with were either rubbish, unoriginal or disgusting. For example:

1) Best movie death ever
2) Most unusual celebrity you've pictured while having sex
3) If you could change sex for the day, what would you do?
4) POLL: Is it acceptable to masturbate on someone while they're asleep?
5) What STDs do you have?

In the end I gave up.

UPtimist · 02-17-2006, 06:25 AM

Good to know.

RLacey · 02-17-2006, 06:39 AM

Quit(e).

playing_games · 02-17-2006, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seebaruk

I've been thinking that I should try and start some new threads. But all the ideas I came up with were either rubbish, unoriginal or disgusting. For example:

1) Best movie death ever
2) Most unusual celebrity you've pictured while having sex
3) If you could change sex for the day, what would you do?
4) POLL: Is it acceptable to masturbate on someone while they're asleep?
5) What STDs do you have?

In the end I gave up.

Don't wanna gross out anyone but I'd actually like to get your opinion on topic 4). I did that with my ex once and I felt absolutely horrible afterwards and never did it again. When I confessed to her, she took it well and actually made me feel better by telling me that she was sorry for not being up so I had to do it myself. I still felt bad though. So what do you think? Am I a horny perv who did something I shouldn't have done? Is it actually such a despicable act?

seebaruk · 02-17-2006, 06:54 AM

Wow, so not all my ideas sucked? Hooray!

It's kind of a tricky one, but since you were obviously sleeping together anyway I don't think it's so bad. I guess it's good that you confessed, and since she took it well I wouldn't worry about it. Unless of course it was like the next day that you broke up

RLacey · 02-17-2006, 06:59 AM

Die, thread! DIE!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

DIE!!!

seebaruk · 02-17-2006, 07:08 AM

Well, if it still won't die after talking about jizzing in showers and on people as they sleep, I doubt it's ever gonna die.

Karmillo · 02-17-2006, 07:14 AM

Even if it does die, people will deny it.

playing_games · 02-17-2006, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Die, thread! DIE!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

DIE!!!

I told you the poor lad was losing it! We really should let him win. Who's with me?

RLacey · 02-17-2006, 07:25 AM

I am!

seebaruk · 02-17-2006, 07:29 AM

Like I said, I'm not really bothered. I'm just having fun being gross.

Karmillo · 02-17-2006, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by playing_games

I told you the poor lad was losing it! We really should let him win. Who's with me?

Like hell I'll let that happen

Sage · 02-17-2006, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seebaruk

If you buy me a curry and some beer then I'm all yours Scottsie! Just no hanky panky

Yeah, yeah...that's what they all say at first. Pretty soon it's "Hey, let's watch a movie", then "Ooh, look at the time! You've missed the last bus, why not crash here?" followed by "That couch is awful, you can have half the bed", then "Brrr...I'm cold. Let's just cuddle to keep warm", and we all know where that leads.

Works for me.

02-16-2006, 11:49 PM	#2901
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02-17-2006, 01:16 AM	#2902
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02-17-2006, 04:54 AM	#2905
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02-17-2006, 04:58 AM	#2906
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02-17-2006, 05:37 AM	#2907
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	A poem, from GK1: Spoiler: I dreamt of blood upon the shore, of eyes that spoke of sin. The lake was smooth and deep and black as was her scented skin. A mask I wore as I approached, I was what I am not. And though the pattern was unclear, its meaning could be bought. Drawn to Bacchus's abode, I sought there to conspire. But it was in the city of the dead that I found my heart's desire. The road was blocked, the truth was shunned the white flag had been raised. Reversal cost me all I had, and everything I'd braved. And then the night became as day, I glimpsed nature's reddest claw! The face of fear looked back at me, as I gazed into the maw. My last ally laid to waste, I ran toward the light. I prayed for one to change my path, to give me strength to fight. And then the wheel went round and round, I could not find my way. Twelve and three and turn the key, I heard the madman say. Deep in the earth I faced a fight that I could never win. The blameless and the base destroyed, and all that might have been. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-17-2006, 05:57 AM	#2908
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	I've been thinking that I should try and start some new threads. But all the ideas I came up with were either rubbish, unoriginal or disgusting. For example: 1) Best movie death ever 2) Most unusual celebrity you've pictured while having sex 3) If you could change sex for the day, what would you do? 4) POLL: Is it acceptable to masturbate on someone while they're asleep? 5) What STDs do you have? In the end I gave up. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

02-17-2006, 06:25 AM	#2909
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	Good to know. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-17-2006, 06:39 AM	#2910
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Quit(e). Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-17-2006, 06:54 AM	#2912
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Wow, so not all my ideas sucked? Hooray! It's kind of a tricky one, but since you were obviously sleeping together anyway I don't think it's so bad. I guess it's good that you confessed, and since she took it well I wouldn't worry about it. Unless of course it was like the next day that you broke up Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

02-17-2006, 06:59 AM	#2913
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Die, thread! DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! DIE!!! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-17-2006, 07:08 AM	#2914
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Well, if it still won't die after talking about jizzing in showers and on people as they sleep, I doubt it's ever gonna die. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

02-17-2006, 07:14 AM	#2915
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02-17-2006, 07:25 AM	#2917
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I am! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-17-2006, 07:29 AM	#2918
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Like I said, I'm not really bothered. I'm just having fun being gross. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

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