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Old 04-03-2008, 07:05 PM   #28181
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Objection!
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Old 04-03-2008, 07:38 PM   #28182
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The witness's statement is clearly faulty, Your Honour!
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Old 04-04-2008, 02:51 AM   #28183
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Fair enough. Swords, flint-lock pistols, or M-60 general purpose 7.62mm squad support machine guns?

Nope. I think he/she'll choose Salmon.


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Old 04-04-2008, 05:56 AM   #28184
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Old 04-04-2008, 05:58 AM   #28185
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'Cos I need a napkin, please!
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Old 04-04-2008, 06:38 AM   #28187
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You should do that in the bathroom, dear.
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:12 AM   #28188
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Me too!

And now for something completely different. I think this will appeal to some of the people here:
Food Court Musical
Nice! Reminds me of these:

Prangstgrüp Library Musical - Reading on a Dream

Prangstgrüp - Reach! A Lecture Musical Prank!!!


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Old 04-04-2008, 08:06 AM   #28189
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'Cos I need a napkin, please!
Well, okay...

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Old 04-04-2008, 08:12 AM   #28190
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I was quoting the food court musical...
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I know.
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Old 04-04-2008, 08:21 AM   #28192
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GAH!

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Mind you, you've shocked Jatsie. Good one!
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Thank you. *curtsies*
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And now leave.

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It's amazing for how much of ones life a man can remain blissfully oblivious to the intimate seepages of the opposite sex, and then one day an image like that pops up...

I once made the mistake of briefly living with a woman (not in the biblical sense of course) and she would put her used *ahem*s in the waste paper basket in the bathroom, I would spray and spray that air freshener, but still, that nauseating odour of decaying animal carcase would linger in the air.
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I once made the mistake of briefly living with a woman (not in the biblical sense of course) and she would put her used *ahem*s in the waste paper basket in the bathroom, I would spray and spray that air freshener, but still, that nauseating odour of decaying animal carcase would linger in the air.
*laughs*
So you mean there will never be you 'n me?
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Well, maybe if you used tampons instead...
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*laughs*
So you mean there will never be you 'n me?
*laughs some more*
Not until you have the change young lady!

Well, all my bedrooms are en suite now, so it would probably be okay, hehe.

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Well, maybe if you used tampons instead...
Actually the woman I lived with did just that, she would apparently wrap them in toilet paper, then stuff them into the cardboard centres of used toilet rolls, before putting this little parcel into the bin. Unfortunately this bizarre ritual didn't help.
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Eww. You're supposed to flush them down the toilet, you know.
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