04-03-2008, 07:05 PM | #28181 |
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Objection!
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04-03-2008, 07:38 PM | #28182 |
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The witness's statement is clearly faulty, Your Honour!
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04-04-2008, 02:51 AM | #28183 | |
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Nope. I think he/she'll choose Salmon. -
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04-04-2008, 05:56 AM | #28184 |
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Without a Salmon of Doubt.
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04-04-2008, 05:58 AM | #28185 |
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King Salmon
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04-04-2008, 06:02 AM | #28186 |
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'Cos I need a napkin, please!
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04-04-2008, 06:38 AM | #28187 |
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You should do that in the bathroom, dear.
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04-04-2008, 07:12 AM | #28188 | |
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Prangstgrüp Library Musical - Reading on a Dream Prangstgrüp - Reach! A Lecture Musical Prank!!! -
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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE! |
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04-04-2008, 08:06 AM | #28189 |
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04-04-2008, 08:12 AM | #28190 |
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I was quoting the food court musical...
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04-04-2008, 08:17 AM | #28191 |
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I know.
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04-04-2008, 08:21 AM | #28192 |
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GAH!
*quiver*
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04-04-2008, 08:22 AM | #28193 |
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Mind you, you've shocked Jatsie. Good one!
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04-04-2008, 08:23 AM | #28194 |
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Thank you. *curtsies*
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04-04-2008, 08:24 AM | #28195 |
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And now leave.
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04-04-2008, 08:34 AM | #28196 |
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It's amazing for how much of ones life a man can remain blissfully oblivious to the intimate seepages of the opposite sex, and then one day an image like that pops up...
I once made the mistake of briefly living with a woman (not in the biblical sense of course) and she would put her used *ahem*s in the waste paper basket in the bathroom, I would spray and spray that air freshener, but still, that nauseating odour of decaying animal carcase would linger in the air.
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04-04-2008, 08:43 AM | #28197 | |
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So you mean there will never be you 'n me? *laughs some more*
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04-04-2008, 08:46 AM | #28198 |
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Well, maybe if you used tampons instead...
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04-04-2008, 08:50 AM | #28199 | |
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Well, all my bedrooms are en suite now, so it would probably be okay, hehe. Actually the woman I lived with did just that, she would apparently wrap them in toilet paper, then stuff them into the cardboard centres of used toilet rolls, before putting this little parcel into the bin. Unfortunately this bizarre ritual didn't help.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Last edited by Jatsie; 04-04-2008 at 08:55 AM. |
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04-04-2008, 09:11 AM | #28200 |
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Eww. You're supposed to flush them down the toilet, you know.
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