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Old 01-07-2008, 12:35 PM   #26821
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I'd like to point out I was going to apply with the German military myself to become carpenter, but was eventually dissuaded by family and friends.



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Really? Why weren't they for it? It's not like Germany's going to invade Poland again soon or something.
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Old 01-07-2008, 01:32 PM   #26822
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Oh Squinky, my darling, my sweet, my voluptuous bosomed goddess, my Venus coming forth from the sea, I will gladly suffocate in the bounty of your bust! I shall dive deep into your dťcolletage and forget to come up for air, such is my love for thee!

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I have to go to the peak of conservatism, a relic from the 50's, the mandatory army today. And I can't even post (or even check) here for almost two weeks. And I'll miss the Morningtide previews too.

Oh hell...
Can't you just claim to be a conscientious objector, to avoid all this nonsense of going off to play soldier?

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Don't complain, son. Donning the uniform and carrying the rifle is the best thing a young man can do.
I like the idea of showering with other men... lots of other men, all soapy, and wet... torrents of water cascading down their hard ripped bodies, foam perched atop pert buttocks...

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Really? Why weren't they for it? It's not like Germany's going to invade Poland again soon or something.
Awwww...
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Old 01-07-2008, 01:37 PM   #26823
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Oh, you guys are witty. By which I mean that you aren't at all.

Or something.

Whatever.

Indeed.

Quite.

Heh.

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Old 01-07-2008, 03:05 PM   #26824
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I like the idea of showering with other men... lots of other men, all soapy, and wet... torrents of water cascading down their hard ripped bodies, foam perched atop pert buttocks...
Really now, I'm sure this explains the fall of the British Empire.
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Old 01-07-2008, 03:27 PM   #26825
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Nah. Jatsie is hardly responsible for that.
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Old 01-07-2008, 09:02 PM   #26826
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So, it's the Romans then?
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Old 01-08-2008, 03:26 AM   #26827
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Really? Why weren't they for it? It's not like Germany's going to invade Poland again soon or something.

No, an invasion of Poland would not be imminent (if you ask most Germans, they think of Polish people as the guys who stole someone's car. So I doubt that most people would want to have anything to do with Poland. *eyeroll* ), but I think they might have been afraid I'd accidentally flood the Netherlands (though most Germans would have nothing against flooding Holland/the Netherlands, my family does have friends over there. We have friends in Poland, too, by the way.), or worse. You don't let a Loony handle supreme power, it seems, at least not in her own country. After all, I already rule the planet, so basically I *am* already ruling Germany, so I could flood Holland any time I wanted, or tear down the VŲlkerschlachtdenkmal in Leipzig.



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So, it's the Romans then?

No, actually it was the Penguins. They're ruling everything but humanity on this planet, and said the British Empire had to fall.


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So wrong.
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So wrong.

What do you mean?


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Your belief that you rule the universe, of course .
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Your belief that you rule the universe, of course .

I don't rule the universe, silly. I just rule this planet and all humanity.



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Uh-huh. Whatever, m'dear.
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Yay!
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So, it's the Romans then?
So that's what they did for us.
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Adam Hart-Davis would be pleased.
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I have no idea who that is.
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I could tell you, but I'm sure that you can use Wikipedia as well as I can .
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Okay, I've retired my Christmas avatar for now. How do you like my new avatar?


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Too orange. Allow me to suggest a Gone With the Blastwave avatar, if you change your current one.


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Possibly, but that would require more of an effort than I'm willing to expend.
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:30 AM   #26839
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Too orange. Allow me to suggest a Gone With the Blastwave avatar, if you change your current one.




Possibly, but that would require more of an effort than I'm willing to expend.


Hmmm, you're right. The Moth might make an excellent avatar. ^_^


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I have no idea who that is.
He's the friendly face of the Revenue constantly telling us that
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You've got to admire how far he's come given he's microscopically small and can fall through the narrow parts of hourglasses.
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