[UPtimist]

Originally Posted by Trumgottist

While I have no interest in doing that, that was obviously not what I meant.

If this was a case of bad English, I'd be grateful if someone were to point out how to better formulate the sentence I wanted.

If, on the other hand its merely a case of being silly (considering the thread we're in, it's hard to tell):

I think you need the " " here.

You can usually consider me being silly, as you said...

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Just pretend she's a Femmebot, the gun barrel titties are surely enough to turn you on.

I've only heard of fembots...

Still, I like to see girls of that... caliber.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Giligan

No, I don't mix business with stuff that's supposed to be soft and squishy.

Now if she had a couple of holsters that hang down her thighs, like Lara Croft, it'd be a whole 'nother deal.

I've got a holster hanging down my thigh when doing archery, for holding my arrows. Does that count?


(Before you ask, back quivers are impractical, especially when you're standing in a row with other people. And often they're too loud when actually hunting with them, too. Your prey would hear the arrows scraping along the material, you see.).


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[Jatsie]

Don't encourage him.

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Don't encourage him.

Don't worry, if he misbehaves, I can still jam one of said arrows into his stomach...or lower.



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[stepurhan]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

A CD on which Rikard Wolff performed? I wouldn't buy that! It would be all scratched after he stood with his feet on it for hours!

Of course, some people will misunderstand things however you type them.

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Look! The puppy's licking me! It likes me! and I'm not turning it into a coat!

Do I detect a missing "yet" in that sentence?

Originally Posted by Squinky

Please fondle my bum.

I'm a happily married man. I can't go around fondling other women's bums in a public forum.

If you'd just like to step over into this discreet private forum over here for a moment.

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

...And often they're too loud when actually hunting with them, too. Your prey would hear the arrows scraping along the material, you see.).

Scaring me now.

[Hammerite]

Rttn Wlf

[UPtimist]

I have a theory that Stepurhan is actually many people.

And Giligan is an AI *sshh*

[Jatsie]

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Do I detect a missing "yet" in that sentence?

No.

[Giligan]

Originally Posted by Squinky

Please fondle my bum.

Wow, is that really something an uptight square would say? Anyway, don't mind if I do.

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

I've got a holster hanging down my thigh when doing archery, for holding my arrows. Does that count?

Nah, only guns are "cool". More antiquated weapons, crossbows, swords such as rapiers and other knives aside, are just annoyingly uncool. If it's not mechanical and doesn't use chemical combustion, I say, it's not a *real* weapon.

And I'm not an AI, I'm just a cynical bystander. There's a difference, you see.

[UPtimist]

After quoting what Squinky had said earlier, Giligan responded characteristically: "Wow, is that really something an uptight square would say? Anyway, don't mind if I do."

Without givin anyone time to respond, he continued to another subject: "Nah, only guns are 'cool'" he explained to Jazhara, "More antiquated weapons, crossbows, swords such as rapiers and other knives aside, are just annoyingly uncool. If it's not mechanical and doesn't use chemical combustion, I say, it's not a *real* weapon."

After all this explaining, he was perturbed at any incorrect thoughts, conspiracies, that might follow from an earlier comment and needed to declare that he indeed was not an "AI" as he put it, but a "cynical bystander". However, the concern in the voice did not sound natural. There was just something odd with the resonance.

[Hammerite]

can i be hugged?

[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Giligan

Wow, is that really something an uptight square would say? Anyway, don't mind if I do.



Nah, only guns are "cool". More antiquated weapons, crossbows, swords such as rapiers and other knives aside, are just annoyingly uncool. If it's not mechanical and doesn't use chemical combustion, I say, it's not a *real* weapon.

And I'm not an AI, I'm just a cynical bystander. There's a difference, you see.

Well, you might think they're weak, but they pack quite a punch. They can actually pierce through plate armor, a complete pig, and bone. And don't get me started on how strong a crossbow is!


Though I agree, explosions are fun.

But if I have to choose a gun, I'd take a coilgun or gauss gun any time.


Oh, and a rapier is not a knife. A Knife has only one sharpened blade. You're thinking along the lines of "Sword" or if it's shorter it's usually a "Dagger". I bet you don't even know how to fence (At least *I* know the basics.)

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Scaring me now.

Not speaking from experience, silly. It's in the Traditional Bowyer's Bible (Book III), in the section on the different types of quiver. Some wrote about how they hunted with their traditional bows.

But seriously, if I ever were to go hunting, I'd use a bow too. I feel it is not fair game, and not respectful to the animals if you use a gun. It should require skill to hunt. Also, I'd not just go hunting for sport and trophies. I'd only go hunting if I needed it to survive.

While I know that handling a gun requires some practice, it is still easier than handling an arrow (one of the mistakes that every archer should make at least once is to hold the arm they are holding the bow with incorrectly. Because when they've held it incorrectly once, they'll pay attention to never do it again, because having the string whip along the inside of your lower arm is something very, very painful. That's why I think instructors should not point it out to them too directly. If they haven't felt that, they won't realise how important the right position is, and get sloppy.).



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[Jazhara7]

Originally Posted by Hammerite

can i be hugged?

Of course. *hugs Hammykins*


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[Giligan]

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Well, you might think they're weak, but they pack quite a punch. They can actually pierce through plate armor, a complete pig, and bone. And don't get me started on how strong a crossbow is!

"Plate armor"? A corset, perhaps, but nothing heavier.

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Though I agree, explosions are fun.

But if I have to choose a gun, I'd take a coilgun or gauss gun any time.


Oh, and a rapier is not a knife. A Knife has only one sharpened blade. You're thinking along the lines of "Sword" or if it's shorter it's usually a "Dagger". I bet you don't even know how to fence (At least *I* know the basics.)

Pfft. Rail guns are technological crap. Give me a brass cartridge any day of the week.

And a knife can totally have two sharpened edges. And I admit that I don't know how to fence, but isn't it basically just stab, slash, deflect?

[Jatsie]

Jatsie want hug too...

[Giligan]

Yeah, I want a hug too.

[stepurhan]

Originally Posted by UPtimist

I have a theory that Stepurhan is actually many people.

Generally speaking people find that one of me is enough.

Originally Posted by UPtimist

After quoting what Squinky had said earlier, Giligan responded characteristically: "Wow, is that really something an uptight square would say? Anyway, don't mind if I do."

Without givin anyone time to respond, he continued to another subject: "Nah, only guns are 'cool'" he explained to Jazhara, "More antiquated weapons, crossbows, swords such as rapiers and other knives aside, are just annoyingly uncool. If it's not mechanical and doesn't use chemical combustion, I say, it's not a *real* weapon."

After all this explaining, he was perturbed at any incorrect thoughts, conspiracies, that might follow from an earlier comment and needed to declare that he indeed was not an "AI" as he put it, but a "cynical bystander". However, the concern in the voice did not sound natural. There was just something odd with the resonance.

So you're saying that Giligan is several people?

Maybe both Giligan and myself are the same several people.

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[Hammerite]

I need hugs.
I'm more fragile.

[Squinky]

Why is everyone fondling my bum? I asked to be directed to the station, dammit!

[Trumgottist]

Leave this place for a minute, and tons of posts pop up...

Originally Posted by Giligan

Wait, if we tell you how to say something, you'll take our word for it and say it that way?

Just how stupid do you think I am? I won't believe everything that's said, but I know that there are people here with greater knowledge on the English language than me.

Originally Posted by Squinky

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Okay. I hope that's not some kind of metaphor.

Originally Posted by stepurhan

I'm sure the voice of Rikard Petersen is better.

I wouldn't know, since I've never heard of him. Is that a Danish actor?

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Possibly "a CD featuring him" or "a CD by him" would be reasonable alternatives. Both of those would suggest a CD on which Rikard Wolff performed (whereas Squinky's example, whilst acceptable English, could be misinterpreted as she said)

Thanks. "A CD by him" seems like a good wording. I'll try toremember that.

Originally Posted by Squinky

Je suis fini.

After reading that, and having a notice pop up that you'd posted something new in your blog, I went away hoping for a new DKP game and came back slightly disappointed.

Originally Posted by Squinky

Please fondle my bum.

Umm...? Are you feeling alright?

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Of course, some people will misunderstand things however you type them.

Of course. That's fun.

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Do I detect a missing "yet" in that sentence?

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