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Old 12-15-2007, 04:38 AM   #26281
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I was once the most mystical man in all Russia (ooh ahh ooh)
when the royals betrayed me they made a mistake (ooh ahh ooh)
my curse made each of them fade
but one little girl got away,
little Anya beware Rasputin's awake!

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let your evil shine
bring her now yes fly her faster
in the dark of the night
she'll be mine!


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Old 12-15-2007, 05:59 AM   #26282
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"Touché!"

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Old 12-15-2007, 07:48 AM   #26283
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What is up with the fascination on Rasputin? Seems like I can't go anywhere wihtout hearing about him.
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Old 12-15-2007, 09:18 AM   #26284
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What is up with the fascination on Rasputin? Seems like I can't go anywhere wihtout hearing about him.
Possibly it's to do with his enduring reputation as Russia's greatest love machine. He was a cat who really was gone after all.

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Old 12-15-2007, 10:29 AM   #26285
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Pfff, Dark of the Night, Be Prepared... we all know that the archetypical baddie song is "You are a Pirate" from Lazytown
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Old 12-15-2007, 10:33 AM   #26286
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I just found out that the next NWN patch will add horses. And rideable ones too.

Seriously, I thought that that would be one of the sings of the dawning apocalypse, but so far I see no end to this world. It's just bloody cold.


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Old 12-15-2007, 11:13 AM   #26287
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there are many ways to keep warm, though...
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Possibly it's to do with his enduring reputation as Russia's greatest love machine. He was a cat who really was gone after all.
Eww. I never saw the possible attraction for a lady in that dude.
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Old 12-15-2007, 11:57 AM   #26289
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It's the big schwanze:

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If that's what I think it is, it's your fault that I'll be scarred for life.
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:30 PM   #26291
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Actually, it's because he's the perfect villain. And he just didn't want to die, it seems. Poisoned, shot (multiple times) and when that didn't work, clobbered over the head and thrown in a frozen river. And even then, he tried to claw his way through the ice out of the river with his fingers, judging by the marks they found on them when they fished him out again.

That's what I call determined to survive.


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Old 12-15-2007, 02:31 PM   #26292
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If that's what I think it is, it's your fault that I'll be scarred for life.


Oh, and yes. It's what you think it is.


I've seen that picture before, and my reaction is still "Ewww".


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Seriously, I thought that that would be one of the sings of the dawning apocalypse, but so far I see no end to this world. It's just bloody cold.
Singing horses?

Cool!
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Tell me a story!
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Oh, and yes. It's what you think it is.


I've seen that picture before, and my reaction is still "Ewww".


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Right. So why would someone preserve it?
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More money than sense. Or something.
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Perhaps the Russian noblewomen wanted a way to "remember him" as he was.
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Right. So why would someone preserve it?
To create a cast for Rasputin dildos of course!

Soon all women will be able to experience a battery powered version of Russia's greatest love machine!
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Your mind scares me, Mr Jat.
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One wonders why the thing was extended, seeing as how they must have cut it off after he died...
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