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Old 12-14-2005, 07:49 AM   #241
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Damn, it figures that you might actually enjoy reading Das Kapital. How about if I start posting lyrics of bad contry songs then, starting with Achy Breaky Heart?
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:12 AM   #242
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Damn, it figures that you might actually enjoy reading Das Kapital. How about if I start posting lyrics of bad contry songs then, starting with Achy Breaky Heart?
bad country songs? you mean something like


"Ah hate ma jawb"
"Ah hate ma laif"
"An if it wasnt for ma two kids"
"Ah'd hate ma ex waife"
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:18 AM   #243
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Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)
1 2 3 and im done
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You're not going the right way about getting another exciting installment of My Gripping and Highly Dramatic Narrative™...
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You forced my hand.


You can tell the world
you never was my girl,
you can burn my clothes
up when I am gone.
You can tell your friends
just what a fool I've been,
and laugh and joke
about me on the phone

You can tell my arms :
Go back into the farm!
You can tell my feet
to hit the floor.
You can tell my lips
to tell my fingertips,
they won't be reaching out
for you no more.

But don't tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'll understand.
But if you tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart,
he might blow up and kill this man.

You can tell your Ma,
I moved to Arkansas,
you can tell your dog
to bite my leg.
Or tell your brother Cliff,
whose fist can tell my lips,
he never really liked me anyway.

Or tell your Aunt Louise,
tell anything you please,
myself already knows I'm not O.K.
Or you can tell my eyes
to watch out for my mind,
it might be walkin' out
on me one day.


Next up semi-naked pic of Billy Ray Cyrus. That is if you all refuse to stop posting on the thread.
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But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a danged ol' train

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Quite true, but then I am perfect. And determined to win this competition .
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Hey! No post counting! It's just an incentive for others to post more, silly.

In my case, I don't care much for winning this thread (I don't think it'll ever end, anyway) - but '2' is a godawful number. After I've posted this one, there has to be one more. And then I'll be happy.
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Hey! No post counting! It's just an incentive for others to post more, silly.

In my case, I don't care much for winning this thread (I don't think it'll ever end, anyway) - but '2' is a godawful number. After I've posted this one, there has to be one more. And then I'll be happy.
And why is 2 a "godawful number"?

(This is just an excuse to let you make another post, to be honest)
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Anyone who posts after me who's not named Mira is secretly in love with Squaresie and wants his hot body in the filthiest, dirtiest manner possible.


That ought to do it. *evil grin*
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I have no fear that gilly will post again, and thus the "after me" will change. As a result, I shall not be of the opinion he just stated for long .
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As a certified mortician, I proclaim this thread officially dead. Any other fooling around in here will be considered necrophilia, and will be severy punished to the full extent of the law!

In case you didn't get that, posting here means you like having sex with dead bodies!
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(This is just an excuse to let you make another post, to be honest)
Yay! *luffs* ^_______^

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And why is 2 a "godawful number"?
Because it is not 4. *obsessive but rather cute grin*
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