12-14-2005, 07:49 AM | #241 |
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Damn, it figures that you might actually enjoy reading Das Kapital. How about if I start posting lyrics of bad contry songs then, starting with Achy Breaky Heart?
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12-14-2005, 08:12 AM | #242 | |
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"Ah hate ma jawb" "Ah hate ma laif" "An if it wasnt for ma two kids" "Ah'd hate ma ex waife"
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12-14-2005, 08:18 AM | #243 |
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Ah hait ya awl.
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12-14-2005, 09:07 AM | #244 |
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lawl.
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12-14-2005, 09:13 AM | #245 |
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12-14-2005, 09:17 AM | #246 |
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12-14-2005, 09:19 AM | #247 |
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You're not going the right way about getting another exciting installment of My Gripping and Highly Dramatic Narrativeâ„¢...
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12-14-2005, 09:22 AM | #248 |
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Country bumpkins.
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12-14-2005, 09:23 AM | #249 |
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You forced my hand.
You can tell the world you never was my girl, you can burn my clothes up when I am gone. You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been, and laugh and joke about me on the phone You can tell my arms : Go back into the farm! You can tell my feet to hit the floor. You can tell my lips to tell my fingertips, they won't be reaching out for you no more. But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don't think he'll understand. But if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow up and kill this man. You can tell your Ma, I moved to Arkansas, you can tell your dog to bite my leg. Or tell your brother Cliff, whose fist can tell my lips, he never really liked me anyway. Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please, myself already knows I'm not O.K. Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind, it might be walkin' out on me one day. Next up semi-naked pic of Billy Ray Cyrus. That is if you all refuse to stop posting on the thread. |
12-14-2005, 10:04 AM | #250 |
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*gets out a blindfold, continues posting*
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12-14-2005, 10:07 AM | #251 |
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I was drunk the day my Mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got runned over by a danged ol' train - Merle Haggard Q- You know what you hear when you play a country record backwards? A- You hear someone get their wife back, their job back, their trailer back, and their pickup back.
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12-14-2005, 10:11 AM | #252 |
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You're only prolonging your agony.
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12-14-2005, 10:28 AM | #253 |
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You're only inflating your ego.
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12-14-2005, 10:41 AM | #254 | |
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12-14-2005, 11:25 AM | #255 |
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Hey! No post counting! It's just an incentive for others to post more, silly.
In my case, I don't care much for winning this thread (I don't think it'll ever end, anyway) - but '2' is a godawful number. After I've posted this one, there has to be one more. And then I'll be happy.
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12-14-2005, 11:52 AM | #256 | |
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(This is just an excuse to let you make another post, to be honest) |
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12-14-2005, 12:00 PM | #257 |
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Anyone who posts after me who's not named Mira is secretly in love with Squaresie and wants his hot body in the filthiest, dirtiest manner possible.
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12-14-2005, 12:10 PM | #258 |
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I have no fear that gilly will post again, and thus the "after me" will change. As a result, I shall not be of the opinion he just stated for long .
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12-14-2005, 12:15 PM | #259 |
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As a certified mortician, I proclaim this thread officially dead. Any other fooling around in here will be considered necrophilia, and will be severy punished to the full extent of the law!
In case you didn't get that, posting here means you like having sex with dead bodies!
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