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Squinky · 09-08-2007, 04:41 PM

Castration.

Jatsie · 09-08-2007, 04:57 PM

Eunuch.

Giligan · 09-08-2007, 04:59 PM

What were the methods of "eunuchating" before modern medicine, I shudder to think?

Jatsie · 09-08-2007, 05:13 PM

They used to perform the procedure in barber shops.

Squinky · 09-08-2007, 05:26 PM

So there'd be a greater selection of vocal ranges in barbershop quartets?

Jatsie · 09-08-2007, 05:51 PM

Perhaps. Are castrati in great demand in barbershop quartets?

Giligan · 09-08-2007, 06:01 PM

Maybe they become barbers, I'm sure more than one woman has worried that the guy brushing her hair might be taking a peek or two down the shirt. And gay barbers all live in LA.

Squinky · 09-08-2007, 06:04 PM

...or Vancouver.

Jatsie · 09-08-2007, 06:11 PM

Bah, there are no gay "barbers", gays are all stylists, and I should know, I've dated a couple, hehe.

Giligan · 09-08-2007, 06:28 PM

Only dated?

I'm surprised. Still, you're more of a taxi driver's type, I guess.

*Melanie68* · 09-08-2007, 06:28 PM

There are demon barbers though.

Jatsie · 09-08-2007, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

Only dated?

I'm surprised. Still, you're more of a taxi driver's type, I guess.

How very dare you!

Giligan · 09-08-2007, 06:37 PM

Always count on Giligan.

Jatsie · 09-08-2007, 06:38 PM

For nonsense?

Giligan · 09-08-2007, 06:39 PM

For devastating wit and cleverness.

Or possibly just a good memory for outstanding incidents mentioned by fellow forumites.

Jatsie · 09-08-2007, 06:53 PM

Honey, you're gonna have to work so much harder, if you ever hope to achieve wit.

Giligan · 09-08-2007, 06:55 PM

Then I'll settle for affability instead.

Jatsie · 09-08-2007, 07:04 PM

Well, now that you have a more realistic goal, I'll happily guide you on reaching it.

Squinky · 09-08-2007, 08:40 PM

To kiss it is French.

Hammerite · 09-09-2007, 12:15 AM

Oral secks.

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09-08-2007, 04:59 PM	#24183
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09-08-2007, 05:26 PM	#24185
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09-08-2007, 05:51 PM	#24186
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09-08-2007, 06:01 PM	#24187
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Maybe they become barbers, I'm sure more than one woman has worried that the guy brushing her hair might be taking a peek or two down the shirt. And gay barbers all live in LA. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

09-08-2007, 06:04 PM	#24188
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09-08-2007, 06:11 PM	#24189
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09-08-2007, 06:28 PM	#24190
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09-08-2007, 06:38 PM	#24194
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09-08-2007, 06:39 PM	#24195
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09-08-2007, 06:55 PM	#24197
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09-08-2007, 07:04 PM	#24198
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