02-07-2006, 08:42 AM
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The Thread™ will die.
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I'd just give up if I were you. Leaving the thread would be the first step to recovery.
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02-07-2006, 08:43 AM
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Life and times of...
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Every now and then they flip out and start doing kung-fu. Yesterday everybody was kung-fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning. In fact it was a little bit frightning. But they fought with expert timing. They were funky China men from funky Chinatown, they were chopping them up and they were chopping them down. It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part, from a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip. There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung. He said "here comes the big boss, lets get it on." We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand. The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip |
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02-07-2006, 08:46 AM
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02-07-2006, 08:51 AM
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Schoolgirl From Hell
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I used to study kung fu back in high school. The first thing my master always says to the new students is: "If you're here hoping to do those Jet Li and Jackie Chan moves, I can tell you the secret - wires!"
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02-07-2006, 08:51 AM
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Life and times of...
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 But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're calling again.
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02-07-2006, 08:57 AM
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Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience.  Share the love.<3
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02-07-2006, 08:58 AM
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Life and times of...
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And hey, then some Chuck Norris!
I have to tell you though, I've been dazed and confused for so long it’s not true, I wanted a woman, never bargained for you. Lots of people talk and few of them know, a soul of a woman was created below. Yeah! You hurt and abused telling all of your lies, run around sweet baby, lord how they hypnotize. Sweet little baby, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I'm gonna love you baby, here I come again. Every day I work so hard bringing home my hard earned pay. I try to love you baby, but you push me away. I don’t know where you’re going, only know just where you’ve been. Sweet little baby, I want you again. Yeah, I've been dazed and confused for so long, it’s not true, I wanted a woman. I never bargained for you. Just take it easy baby, let them say what they will. But, will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill? |
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02-07-2006, 09:00 AM
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I couldn't figure out where the heck I heard that from and it was driving me crazy! I miss Frasier. 
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02-07-2006, 09:05 AM
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Life and times of...
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Oh my god, Chuck Norris has the best website ever. And there's even sounds... http://www.chucknorris.com/
 "The purpose of this web site is to inform and inspire Chuck Norris fans all over the World." |
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Bad Influence
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