Thread Must Die! - Page 1187

Squinky · 08-27-2007, 02:22 PM

~~Nooooo!~~ Can I help?

Jatsie · 08-27-2007, 03:02 PM

I was just terrorised by a huge spider. Luckily I managed to capture and flush the bastard.

I am still feeling a little traumatised though.

Giligan · 08-27-2007, 03:02 PM

Would that count as animal (or arachnid) cruelty?

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 08-27-2007, 07:46 PM

When arachnid flushing is outlawed, only outlaws will flush arachnids!

*Melanie68* · 08-27-2007, 07:51 PM

If the spider is too big, I just can't crush it. I have vacuumed them up. I only flush them if they're small and I've squished them. The bigguns, I scoop up (carefully) in a bag and dump outside.

I remember a story a friend of mine told. She and her boyfriend had just moved into his parents house (his parents didn't live there anymore). They were sleeping and heard a rustling. They thought it was a mouse so they turned on the light to see if they could catch it and throw it outside. They were looking around and heard the noise again. They finally looked up and saw one of the big ass wolf spiders. Aysha made her boyfriend scoop it up and throw it outside.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 08-27-2007, 07:57 PM

Aw, wolf spiders are cute.

*stepurhan* · 08-27-2007, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Hi! I'm a nobody!

I think I read your diary once. Robert Pooter isn't it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

I'm faking my own death on the internet.

It's not original, but I feel depressed, and the idea appeals to me.

Are you planning to do a Reggie Perrin? Leave your virtual clothes on a virtual beach somewhere.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not A Speck Of Cereal

Aw, wolf spiders are cute.

Tarantulas are the cute ones. Very strokable.

RLacey · 08-28-2007, 03:35 AM

You're all mad. Spiders are horrible things.

Mind you, I still can't bring myself to kill them. Usually.

Jatsie · 08-28-2007, 04:06 AM

I put a cup over them, then slide a sheet of paper under the cup to trap it, and dump the disgusting creature in the loo where it gets flushed away.

I have issues with crushing them. I don't want spider goo on my carpet, or an errant limb left lying around. They have to die in one piece.

RLacey · 08-28-2007, 04:09 AM

Cruel.

*stepurhan* · 08-28-2007, 04:54 AM

I throw them out the window (this is not cruelly letting them fall to their deaths as spiders are light enough to survive falling from great heights)

RLacey · 08-28-2007, 05:20 AM

The only thing that it is acceptable to kill is this Thread™. And, even then, I'm the only one that's allowed to do it.

DIE, THREAD™!

UPtimist · 08-28-2007, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

I'm the crazy one.

Well, eh... No, actually. I'm sure that's the impression you have, but actually the rest of us have just not dared say that to us you're actually the pinstripe suited bureaucrat type. Very dry, very normlike.

It had to be said eventually.

RLacey · 08-28-2007, 06:09 AM

DIE, THREAD™!

It had to be said ~~eventually~~ again.

UPtimist · 08-28-2007, 06:14 AM

You about to feel something that you've never felt before.

Jatsie · 08-28-2007, 06:16 AM

A breast?

UPtimist · 08-28-2007, 06:18 AM

The death of an unkillable thread.

Giligan · 08-28-2007, 06:20 AM

The wrath of Big Daddy as he drills through your torso?

UPtimist · 08-28-2007, 06:22 AM

I still savor my greatest success in this thread - the part when I incorporated song lyrics with the posts.

And then someone got fooled that in my local grocery shop everybody was kung-fu fighting.

Oh, those were the days.

RLacey · 08-28-2007, 06:28 AM

Was it exciting?

08-27-2007, 02:22 PM	#23721
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08-27-2007, 03:02 PM	#23722
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08-27-2007, 03:02 PM	#23723
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Would that count as animal (or arachnid) cruelty? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

08-27-2007, 07:46 PM	#23724
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08-27-2007, 07:51 PM	#23725
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	If the spider is too big, I just can't crush it. I have vacuumed them up. I only flush them if they're small and I've squished them. The bigguns, I scoop up (carefully) in a bag and dump outside. I remember a story a friend of mine told. She and her boyfriend had just moved into his parents house (his parents didn't live there anymore). They were sleeping and heard a rustling. They thought it was a mouse so they turned on the light to see if they could catch it and throw it outside. They were looking around and heard the noise again. They finally looked up and saw one of the big ass wolf spiders. Aysha made her boyfriend scoop it up and throw it outside. Share Share this post on Twitter

08-27-2007, 07:57 PM	#23726
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	Aw, wolf spiders are cute. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ People don't wear enough hats.

08-28-2007, 03:35 AM	#23728
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	You're all mad. Spiders are horrible things. Mind you, I still can't bring myself to kill them. Usually. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-28-2007, 04:06 AM	#23729
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	I put a cup over them, then slide a sheet of paper under the cup to trap it, and dump the disgusting creature in the loo where it gets flushed away. I have issues with crushing them. I don't want spider goo on my carpet, or an errant limb left lying around. They have to die in one piece. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-28-2007, 04:09 AM	#23730
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Cruel. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-28-2007, 04:54 AM	#23731
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	I throw them out the window (this is not cruelly letting them fall to their deaths as spiders are light enough to survive falling from great heights) Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

08-28-2007, 05:20 AM	#23732
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	The only thing that it is acceptable to kill is this Thread™. And, even then, I'm the only one that's allowed to do it. DIE, THREAD™! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-28-2007, 06:09 AM	#23734
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	DIE, THREAD™! It had to be said ~~eventually~~ again. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-28-2007, 06:14 AM	#23735
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	You about to feel something that you've never felt before. Share Share this post on Twitter

08-28-2007, 06:16 AM	#23736
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	A breast? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-28-2007, 06:18 AM	#23737
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	The death of an unkillable thread. Share Share this post on Twitter

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08-28-2007, 06:20 AM	#23738
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	The wrath of Big Daddy as he drills through your torso? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

08-28-2007, 06:22 AM	#23739
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	I still savor my greatest success in this thread - the part when I incorporated song lyrics with the posts. And then someone got fooled that in my local grocery shop everybody was kung-fu fighting. Oh, those were the days. Share Share this post on Twitter

08-28-2007, 06:28 AM	#23740
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Was it exciting? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.