Thread Must Die! - Page 1142

SSH · 08-06-2007, 12:18 PM

I've been to Scarborough Fair. It sucked.

RLacey · 08-06-2007, 12:46 PM

Should Jaz remember you to one who was there?

Hammerite · 08-06-2007, 12:47 PM

i'm going to buy some roses now.
anyone else want anything?

RLacey · 08-06-2007, 12:49 PM

A "Congratulations on Your Divorce" card.

Hammerite · 08-06-2007, 12:52 PM

who is getting divorced?

RLacey · 08-06-2007, 12:57 PM

Nobody. I just love the idea that such cards exist.

Jatsie · 08-06-2007, 01:03 PM

I bet your recently wed friends require one within a year.

RLacey · 08-06-2007, 01:05 PM

I hope not, I think not and I'd bet not.

And if you knew them, you'd almost certainly agree with me.

Hammerite · 08-06-2007, 01:09 PM

They sold out of roses at the Travelling Shop.

RLacey · 08-06-2007, 01:12 PM

Take lillies instead

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Hammerite · 08-06-2007, 01:18 PM

do they have the same effect though?

RLacey · 08-06-2007, 01:26 PM

That depends entirely on what effect you're after.

If they're for a girl, might I suggest a dead rat in a plastic bag? Because nothing says "I love you" like a dead rat in a plastic bag.

Squinky · 08-06-2007, 01:53 PM

A dead rat in a plastic bag! *sighs dreamily*

RLacey · 08-06-2007, 02:00 PM

Clearly Lee has followed my advice

.

Jatsie · 08-06-2007, 03:21 PM

Olivia Newton John!

Squinky · 08-06-2007, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Clearly Lee has followed my advice

.

Well, if so, he's probably off somewhere getting busy with his spousal unit. *hums "All By Myself"*

Jatsie · 08-06-2007, 06:07 PM

Nothing says true love like a dead rat, splayed open, its blood vessels filled with rubber, and preserved in formaldehyde.

Squinky · 08-06-2007, 07:00 PM

Oh, Jatsie! *faints*

*Melanie68* · 08-06-2007, 07:01 PM

It's much more cool when the corpse is fresh. It makes for a more interesting necropsy.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 08-06-2007, 07:16 PM

I dunno, I find this to be more effectual. Send it to someone that you love the least.

08-06-2007, 12:18 PM	#22821
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08-06-2007, 12:46 PM	#22822
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Should Jaz remember you to one who was there? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-06-2007, 12:47 PM	#22823
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	i'm going to buy some roses now. anyone else want anything? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

08-06-2007, 12:49 PM	#22824
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	A "Congratulations on Your Divorce" card. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-06-2007, 12:52 PM	#22825
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	who is getting divorced? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

08-06-2007, 12:57 PM	#22826
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Nobody. I just love the idea that such cards exist. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-06-2007, 01:03 PM	#22827
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	I bet your recently wed friends require one within a year. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-06-2007, 01:05 PM	#22828
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I hope not, I think not and I'd bet not. And if you knew them, you'd almost certainly agree with me. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-06-2007, 01:09 PM	#22829
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	They sold out of roses at the Travelling Shop. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

08-06-2007, 01:12 PM	#22830
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Take lillies instead . Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-06-2007, 01:18 PM	#22831
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	do they have the same effect though? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

08-06-2007, 01:26 PM	#22832
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	That depends entirely on what effect you're after. If they're for a girl, might I suggest a dead rat in a plastic bag? Because nothing says "I love you" like a dead rat in a plastic bag. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-06-2007, 01:53 PM	#22833
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	A dead rat in a plastic bag! sighs dreamily Share Share this post on Twitter

08-06-2007, 02:00 PM	#22834
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Clearly Lee has followed my advice . Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

08-06-2007, 03:21 PM	#22835
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08-06-2007, 06:07 PM	#22837
Jatsie Lovable rogue Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Nothing says true love like a dead rat, splayed open, its blood vessels filled with rubber, and preserved in formaldehyde. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

08-06-2007, 07:00 PM	#22838
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Oh, Jatsie! faints Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

08-06-2007, 07:01 PM	#22839
Melanie68 Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	It's much more cool when the corpse is fresh. It makes for a more interesting necropsy. Share Share this post on Twitter

08-06-2007, 07:16 PM	#22840
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	I dunno, I find this to be more effectual. Send it to someone that you love the least. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ People don't wear enough hats.