Thread Must Die! - Page 1142 - Adventure Forums
You are viewing an archived version of the site which is no longer maintained.
Go to the current live site or the Adventure Gamers forums
Adventure Gamers



 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 08-06-2007, 12:18 PM   #22821
SSH
Super Scottish Hero
 
SSH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
Default

I've been to Scarborough Fair. It sucked.
SSH is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 12:46 PM   #22822
The Thread™ will die.
 
RLacey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
Send a message via ICQ to RLacey Send a message via AIM to RLacey Send a message via MSN to RLacey Send a message via Yahoo to RLacey
Default

Should Jaz remember you to one who was there?
__________________
RLacey | Killer of the Thread™

I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.


RLacey is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 12:47 PM   #22823
kamikaze hummingbirds
 
Hammerite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
Default

i'm going to buy some roses now.
anyone else want anything?
__________________
The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!
Hammerite is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 12:49 PM   #22824
The Thread™ will die.
 
RLacey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
Send a message via ICQ to RLacey Send a message via AIM to RLacey Send a message via MSN to RLacey Send a message via Yahoo to RLacey
Default

A "Congratulations on Your Divorce" card.
__________________
RLacey | Killer of the Thread™

I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.


RLacey is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 12:52 PM   #22825
kamikaze hummingbirds
 
Hammerite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
Default

who is getting divorced?
__________________
The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!
Hammerite is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 12:57 PM   #22826
The Thread™ will die.
 
RLacey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
Send a message via ICQ to RLacey Send a message via AIM to RLacey Send a message via MSN to RLacey Send a message via Yahoo to RLacey
Default

Nobody. I just love the idea that such cards exist.
__________________
RLacey | Killer of the Thread™

I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.


RLacey is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 01:03 PM   #22827
Lovable rogue
 
Jatsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
Default

I bet your recently wed friends require one within a year.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jatsie is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 01:05 PM   #22828
The Thread™ will die.
 
RLacey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
Send a message via ICQ to RLacey Send a message via AIM to RLacey Send a message via MSN to RLacey Send a message via Yahoo to RLacey
Default

I hope not, I think not and I'd bet not.

And if you knew them, you'd almost certainly agree with me.
__________________
RLacey | Killer of the Thread™

I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.


RLacey is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 01:09 PM   #22829
kamikaze hummingbirds
 
Hammerite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
Default

They sold out of roses at the Travelling Shop.
__________________
The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!
Hammerite is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 01:12 PM   #22830
The Thread™ will die.
 
RLacey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
Send a message via ICQ to RLacey Send a message via AIM to RLacey Send a message via MSN to RLacey Send a message via Yahoo to RLacey
Default

Take lillies instead .
__________________
RLacey | Killer of the Thread™

I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.


RLacey is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 01:18 PM   #22831
kamikaze hummingbirds
 
Hammerite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
Default

do they have the same effect though?
__________________
The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!
Hammerite is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 01:26 PM   #22832
The Thread™ will die.
 
RLacey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
Send a message via ICQ to RLacey Send a message via AIM to RLacey Send a message via MSN to RLacey Send a message via Yahoo to RLacey
Default

That depends entirely on what effect you're after.

If they're for a girl, might I suggest a dead rat in a plastic bag? Because nothing says "I love you" like a dead rat in a plastic bag.
__________________
RLacey | Killer of the Thread™

I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.


RLacey is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 01:53 PM   #22833
Unreliable Narrator
 
Squinky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
Send a message via AIM to Squinky Send a message via MSN to Squinky
Default

A dead rat in a plastic bag! *sighs dreamily*
Squinky is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 02:00 PM   #22834
The Thread™ will die.
 
RLacey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
Send a message via ICQ to RLacey Send a message via AIM to RLacey Send a message via MSN to RLacey Send a message via Yahoo to RLacey
Default

Clearly Lee has followed my advice .
__________________
RLacey | Killer of the Thread™

I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.


RLacey is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 03:21 PM   #22835
Lovable rogue
 
Jatsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
Default

Olivia Newton John!
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jatsie is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 04:30 PM   #22836
Unreliable Narrator
 
Squinky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
Send a message via AIM to Squinky Send a message via MSN to Squinky
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by RLacey View Post
Clearly Lee has followed my advice .
Well, if so, he's probably off somewhere getting busy with his spousal unit. *hums "All By Myself"*
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
Squinky is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 06:07 PM   #22837
Lovable rogue
 
Jatsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
Default

Nothing says true love like a dead rat, splayed open, its blood vessels filled with rubber, and preserved in formaldehyde.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jatsie is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 07:00 PM   #22838
Unreliable Narrator
 
Squinky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
Send a message via AIM to Squinky Send a message via MSN to Squinky
Default

Oh, Jatsie! *faints*
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
Squinky is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 07:01 PM   #22839
Super Moderator
 
Melanie68's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Ohio
Posts: 8,907
Default

It's much more cool when the corpse is fresh. It makes for a more interesting necropsy.
Melanie68 is offline  
Old 08-06-2007, 07:16 PM   #22840
The Major Grubert.
 
Not A Speck Of Cereal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 2,570
Default

I dunno, I find this to be more effectual. Send it to someone that you love the least.
__________________
People don't wear enough hats.
Not A Speck Of Cereal is offline  
 



Thread Tools

 


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, vBulletin Solutions Inc.