Thread Must Die! - Page 1073

Squinky · 07-10-2007, 12:58 PM

You mean there's actually more to life than finding a person to shack up with?

RLacey · 07-10-2007, 01:02 PM

Quite.

Giligan · 07-10-2007, 02:59 PM

I have a loving and tender relationship with my collection of military history books. We treat each other like old friends. The feeling is mutual; I take care of them; they in turn give me knowledge. Who needs girls?

RLacey · 07-10-2007, 03:08 PM

Whatever.

DIE, THREAD™!

Giligan · 07-10-2007, 03:12 PM

And at the moment, Robert, I'm wishing you were very small, so I could take one of those military history books and drop it on you from a very great height.

RLacey · 07-10-2007, 03:13 PM

Quaint.

DIE, THREAD™!

Giligan · 07-10-2007, 03:17 PM

Very well, Robert.

I hereby found the Adventure Gamer's Anti-Asinine-And-Single-Word Post League For The Furtherment Of The Thread And Other Random Topics. (AGAAASWPLFTFOTTAORT)

RLacey · 07-10-2007, 03:18 PM

Cool.

DIE, THREAD™!

Giligan · 07-10-2007, 03:25 PM

The AGAAASWPLFTFOTTAORT wants you. If you sign up today, you'll fill a vacancy in our board of directors.

Squinky · 07-10-2007, 03:53 PM

Penis.

Giligan · 07-10-2007, 03:58 PM

How lewd.

RLacey · 07-10-2007, 04:13 PM

Indeed.

Giligan · 07-10-2007, 04:25 PM

How utterly revolting.

Squinky · 07-10-2007, 04:56 PM

What? Penises are perfectly natural and nothing to be revolted by.

Giligan · 07-10-2007, 06:05 PM

Possession is nine tenths of the law. And if it isn't mine, I'd like to abide by the law and not have anything to do with it.

It's different for women, I suppose.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 07-10-2007, 07:23 PM

I have a penis, but have at times allowed others to possess it. Is that so wrong? I'm all about sharing, you know.

*stepurhan* · 07-10-2007, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

The AGAAASWPLFTFOTTAORT wants you. If you sign up today, you'll fill a vacancy in our board of directors.

Is there director's remuneration? Because I don't want one of those crappy non-exec positions with all the hassle and none of the perks.

Giligan · 07-11-2007, 06:06 AM

Oh, there's compensation for your devotion to your duties.

Admittedly, I'm not entirely certain what they are, though...

Jazhara7 · 07-11-2007, 06:17 AM

Spatchcock.

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Giligan · 07-11-2007, 06:25 AM

When you have a dash and seven smilies, does it count as an asinine, one word post?

07-10-2007, 12:58 PM	#21441
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07-10-2007, 01:02 PM	#21442
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Quite. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

07-10-2007, 02:59 PM	#21443
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	I have a loving and tender relationship with my collection of military history books. We treat each other like old friends. The feeling is mutual; I take care of them; they in turn give me knowledge. Who needs girls? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

07-10-2007, 03:08 PM	#21444
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Whatever. DIE, THREAD™! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

07-10-2007, 03:12 PM	#21445
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	And at the moment, Robert, I'm wishing you were very small, so I could take one of those military history books and drop it on you from a very great height. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

07-10-2007, 03:13 PM	#21446
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Quaint. DIE, THREAD™! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

07-10-2007, 03:17 PM	#21447
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Very well, Robert. I hereby found the Adventure Gamer's Anti-Asinine-And-Single-Word Post League For The Furtherment Of The Thread And Other Random Topics. (AGAAASWPLFTFOTTAORT) Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski Last edited by Giligan; 07-10-2007 at 03:24 PM.

07-10-2007, 03:18 PM	#21448
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Cool. DIE, THREAD™! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

07-10-2007, 03:25 PM	#21449
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	The AGAAASWPLFTFOTTAORT wants you. If you sign up today, you'll fill a vacancy in our board of directors. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski Last edited by Giligan; 07-10-2007 at 03:45 PM.

07-10-2007, 03:53 PM	#21450
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Penis. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

07-10-2007, 03:58 PM	#21451
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	How lewd. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

07-10-2007, 04:13 PM	#21452
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Indeed. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

07-10-2007, 04:25 PM	#21453
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	How utterly revolting. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

07-10-2007, 04:56 PM	#21454
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	What? Penises are perfectly natural and nothing to be revolted by. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

07-10-2007, 06:05 PM	#21455
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Possession is nine tenths of the law. And if it isn't mine, I'd like to abide by the law and not have anything to do with it. It's different for women, I suppose. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

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07-11-2007, 06:17 AM	#21459
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	Spatchcock. - Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

07-10-2007, 07:23 PM	#21456
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	I have a penis, but have at times allowed others to possess it. Is that so wrong? I'm all about sharing, you know. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ People don't wear enough hats.

07-11-2007, 06:06 AM	#21458
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Oh, there's compensation for your devotion to your duties. Admittedly, I'm not entirely certain what they are, though... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski Last edited by Giligan; 07-11-2007 at 06:26 AM.

07-11-2007, 06:25 AM	#21460
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	When you have a dash and seven smilies, does it count as an asinine, one word post? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski