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Old 11-05-2005, 10:08 AM   #81
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So to summarise. you,

Stood him up the airport, hit him in the family jewels, got lost, tried to pick up another guy in front of him, stuffed him full of spicy food and sent him to bed.

And now you want him to do the dishes.


Sounds like great fun.
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Old 11-05-2005, 10:29 AM   #82
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We think you are a genius, dude.

I'd say more but just watched her decimate the corpse of a frozen dead chicken with her bare hands. So therefore I think it would be better for my health if I just stfu.

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OK, first things first - we can't log out for some reason, so you're stuck with this mutant bastard Mira/SJH anomaly.

Secondly, this is SJH typing this since Mira insisted that I should inform you guys in case you guys might think she's getting all weird!

Thirdly, saw a lot of shaved pussy last night. Moscow night clubs are crazy with naked acrobats and strippers stopping the music at about every hour and dragging punters onstage to whip their schlongs out.

Fourthly - this is Mira... SJH is annoying the crap out of me because he ate something that upset his stomach and now he's ill... and it was NOT what I cooked!

Fifthly - is there such a word? This is SJH again. Mira is a sexy mother****er dancer.
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Old 11-06-2005, 11:27 AM   #84
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You guys are so cute. This could be a movie.

*tries in vain to be witty and think up a clever movie title, bah...*

Edit: Crap, before I sound insensitive - I hope you feel better Ben.

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Thirdly, saw a lot of shaved pussy last night. Moscow night clubs are crazy with naked acrobats and strippers stopping the music at about every hour and dragging punters onstage to whip their schlongs out.
How much is a flight to Moscow

So Mira did SJH get dragged up onstage.

Glad you having a good time Ben hope you feel better.

Mira stop trying to poison your visitors he has to go home sometime you can't keep him
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Moscow night clubs are crazy with naked acrobats and strippers stopping the music at about every hour and dragging punters onstage to whip their schlongs out.
Note to self: Must visit Moscow...soon!
Lucien- You wanna split the cost of a room?

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This is Mira... SJH is annoying the crap out of me because he ate something that upset his stomach and now he's ill... and it was NOT what I cooked!
In the words of the late, great Ethyl Merman, "He's not sick, he's just in love!".
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You guys make me SICK!
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You guys make me SICK!
Be specific. Which of us guys make you sick, and how?
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You guys make me SICK!
HA! You should talk.
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Be specific. Which of us guys make you sick, and how?
Well, sjh is sick... maybe it's contagious
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Well, sjh is sick... maybe it's contagious
Maybe he's where I picked up this stupid cold. I keep hearing about "computer viruses" that you can catch from playing with a dirty internet...is this what they mean?
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I thought you just got RSI from playing with a dirty internet. Maybe that's just me.

Knackered nuts, and now he's been poisoned. And you guys still wanna go to Moscow?? Make sure you get some insurance first.
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It's not a total nightmare, fellas! The water here isn't as clean as in the uk, so I've picked up a stomach bug, but other than that it hasn't held me back much. Today I went to Russian class with Mira, which was entertaining, but unfortunately the rest of the day was just moving down to her hostel from up north - nothing too exciting. Her dorm is nearly always full of people coming in and out, so it's easy to stay entertained, but atm I don't mind taking it slow as I'm on holiday after all!

@seebaruk - knowing you, you'd love it here. The girls are all pretty much thin and beautiful (although theres a fair share of bigger boned girls too if that floats your boat) and prone to removing their clothes at clubs. It's freaking crazy!!!

@temps - you'se just jealous as you want to go to a club that stops the music for free strippers. One was very athletic and naked... as in... well, she didn't leave much to the imagination... uoside-down splits, anyone?
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It's not a total nightmare, fellas! The water here isn't as clean as in the uk, so I've picked up a stomach bug, but other than that it hasn't held me back much.
Lucky Mira!

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@seebaruk - knowing you, you'd love it here. The girls are all pretty much thin and beautiful (although theres a fair share of bigger boned girls too if that floats your boat) and prone to removing their clothes at clubs. It's freaking crazy!!!
Sounds pretty decent matey, especially that upside-down splits part! As long as I wear a box or something for going through the castrating metro gates.
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@temps - you'se just jealous as you want to go to a club that stops the music for free strippers. One was very athletic and naked... as in... well, she didn't leave much to the imagination... uoside-down splits, anyone?
I'm against strip joints. So there!
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I'm against strip joints. So there!
Yeah, mashed all against the window trying to get a peep inside!

Seriously though, what is your issue with strip clubs?
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Temps, it wasn't a strip club... just a normal dance club. For russian clubbers this kind of thing is totally normal. They simply go all-out in their quest for a good time! Funny thing is, because of the atmosphere, and the playful professional manner of the strippers, it doesn't feel wierd or out of place. It just "is" and nothing more.
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Take it easy YOU, it's not like you made me feel bad. You don't have to defend yourself. I have nothing against anyone who wants to go or work at a strip club, I just don't like them myself. Sure, you can say "what does he know" considering I haven't even been to one, but to me, they're just sleazy and give false hope to nurds to have to pay to get their luvins. Me? I have a cute GF with 34C's so I don't need strip clubs.
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And where's her picture, temps?

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On my camera. I'd post it, but a mod would delete it before anyone got to see it anyway.
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