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Old 05-16-2012, 02:44 PM   #6
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Now let me speculate the worst:

AdventureGamers will change their name to AdventureGamePlus where they'll cover and review the latest adventure games along with the current batch of AAA blockbusters from Dragon's Dogma to Borderlands 2.

They'll justify this by saying these other games use elaborate cutscenes just like adventure games! Hell, GTA V is PRACTICALLY an adventure game except the inventory is full of weapons and the puzzles involve the best way to kill someone before the timer runs out.

Eventually, the new homepage layout will be draped in background and banner advertising like this monstrosity () and there'll be weekly editorials explaining that 'adventure games should be more like Heavy Rain or else they'll die a second death!'

Anyone who complains about the changes will be dismissed as being 'entitled' and be openly mocked for having high levels of autism and being fat.
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