Whazam! You're a bunny! tsa buys you to be a companion for Klaas and Annabel. After the sixth time tsa catches you and Klaas hiding under the bed humping like... like... I forget what, he donates you to the bunny shelter, where you spend the rest of your days getting poked by fat kids. (Hmm? Whaddaya mean this isn't Corrupt-a-Wish? )
Should we expect Giligan and Karmillo to pop up any day now too?
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My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world.
Jack Layton, 1950-2011
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