Just got and email from "support" asking for the email address I used when subscribing.
FAN-f***-tastic.
Why didn't I think of that? Using the email address that I used to subscribe to log in the site I was trying to access. Because I am obviously a COMPLETE idiot that was using some other email address. IN FACT i just prefer to access sites by typing in random digits.
It adds an aura of surprise.
Maybe I'm thinking about this wrong. . . Maybe I as an Adventure fan I should be treating this as a test, no a quest. I am now going to dredge the internet. Looking for hotspots, hovering my mouse over maps of islands. Trying the find the the one PIXEL that reads: ONE TRUE EMAIL ADDRESS.
Or maybe I should explore the webpages of the world's largest ball of twine in Cawker City, Kansas or Gator Golf (not Florida, Fayetteville
get it right ). Maybe if I hit my golf ball at just the right point . . maybe one of the
real african animals will spit it out.
What am I thinking? This is crazy . . . I'm never going to find it that way. I should just buy real cubic zirconian and get a crowbar with gum on the end and break into a madman's basement to take a Port-a-Potty back to the signing of the declaration of independence . . oops I mean signing up for adventure gamers account.
sheesh.
LOOK AT: this email:
*******@gmail.com "it an email address."
(ooh, this game is a talkie!)
USE: email address to LOGIN to Adventure Gamers. "We could not find your account with your email, please provide us with the email address you have entered when subscribing."
HINT: Maybe the reason that I can't login to my account and that you can't find is the same.
BIGGER HINT: Maybe there is some connection between the two?
BIG DAMN HINT: Maybe my account got deleted?
of course the real question is:
QUIT: y/n?
Forget it. Forget it. I'm just going to take up another hobby. Steampunk . . . I could build a train out of clockwork and look for mammoths. They're out there you know. . .
In The Great White North.
edit: to take out my real email address. I realized post rant that maybe I shouldn't just post my email for everyone and by everyone I mean spambots.