I didn't want to scare my potential date away, so I left out the parts about being chained up and filmed in dozens of undignified poses in my dungeon, as well as the mandatory written exams on Baroque art and architecture and/or discrete mathematics. Did I already mention the Mountain Dew?
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My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world.
Jack Layton, 1950-2011
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