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Old 01-01-2012, 06:27 AM   #45
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Originally Posted by Oscar View Post
I wonder if there is any way to prevent this?
As a matter of fact - yes. I've just figured you can write your own (unpublished) Amazon review and post it here

In a style of an average Amazon reviewer who didn't play many adventure games, it would be something like:

"I've heard great things about this game but it's SO BOOOOOORING!!! Ok, the talking robot is fun, but all you do is waaalk and TALK! No shooting, just doing some weird toy puzzles. She even CAN'T JUMP! And she often talks on the phone with her boyfriend! I mean, if i wanted to see romantic affairs i would get myself and watch some Hugh Grant movie!! And when i got to that place with two GIANT rhinoceros statues, i expected at least to see some scary animal monsters or zombies, but there was nothing! I give it 2 stars because the graphics are nice!!!"


Ok, and now for the actual review:

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It is frustrating and irritating how dumb she is.
Haven't finished it yet because the lead character annoyed me soo much but oughta finish it as I bought it.
Why won't she understand there is no freakin hotel!!!
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