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Old 07-30-2011, 08:03 AM   #1013
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EYE! BEE! EM!

You are now in possession of HAL 9000, the sentient supercomputer from 2001: A Space Odyssey, which now controls all of the doors, windows, electricity, plumbing and appliances in your residence. Unfortunately, it has a "programming contradiction" similar to the one that caused it to attempt to kill the Discovery crew, so you are now trapped in your home and forced to play chess with HAL all day, every day.

I wish my employment contract will be renewed for at least one more year.
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