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Welcome to future wishing!
You can choose from our variety of methods:
1. 10 buckets of fresh spinach;
2. A Superman costume filled with balloons;
3. A miracle medicine that give's you your desired figure in only 5 days! And if you hurry and call us now you'll get one free!
4. A subscription to the gym , or practice a certain type of sport and a healthy diet will certainly bla, bla, bla...
Actually:
1. You will freak out wherever you'll see spinach again for the rest of your life
2. You'll be surrounded by tons of kids and there's the bathroom issue too.
3. You don't believe that , do you?!?!
4. Oh wait this is the more plausible one, and this being the Corrupt a wish thread, this option is unavailable!
Have a good day!
I wish I had a better computer.
