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Old 07-18-2011, 08:34 AM   #998
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Suddenly you find a new self-cooking dinner in the freezer in the supermarket. It looks delicious: prawns and fish together with little potatoes and broccoli and a nice sauce. 'Om nom nom!' you think, and put it in your basket.

At home you read the label. It says 'Do not open the box. Bang on the countertop until it starts making fizzing noises. Contains pyrotechnics.'
You do as you are told, and stand back. 5 minutes later your food is hot, and the curtains are on fire. There is so much smoke in the room that you can barely find the door.

I wish I had a girl friend.
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