You should like Finland too then, I think.
But then the Finnish sense of being Finnish is really strange and I won't go into that now.
As for England's sogginess, I'm always reminded of the part in Asterix & Obelix in Britain where Asterix asks if it's always so misty in there...
Here it is in French:
http://youtu.be/lBzYgFWFeQ4
(The transcript would be something like:
"Is it always so misty in here?"
"Oh no. Sometimes it also rains"
or whatever)