I already wrote that book, it's called "Rumourmongering for Dum-dums", based on material from my Clever Rumourmongering 101 night school classes.
^ Had to re-take Clever Rumourmongering 101 5 times before she finally passed.
^ Also demands that banjo music be played wherever she goes. When she runs after her kids to give them a bath or has to sprint after the bus, the chase music from
Cannonball Run is always played.