Quaznagadgian!!
You gain the power to swim better than any who ever came before you - the skills of the master god-king swimmers run through your veins!!
... but the one condition of possessing these unholy and incredible powers is that they disappear when you come into contact with any liquid.
I wish the Arrested Development film would come out sooner
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The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!
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