Ok, here's one:
Y'know, if I weren't a peaceable sort, I'd whack that gentleman over the head with one of my sticks.
And I wouldn't stop whacking until his brains leaked all over my rustic, hand-polished, hardwood floor.
Ayup.
But you're a peaceable sort, right?
Ayup.
And Shany, i'd like too see that article
