1. When society evolves enough, it'll pretty much be heaven.
2. Long hair, a beard, and a calm, soothing voice. And sometimes glasses.
3. Because he obviously had better things to do than play silly forum games.
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1. How does hell fit into the theory of evolution?
2. What physical characteristics must an organism have in order to be eligible for going to hell?
3. If all your friends were going to hell, would you want to go there too?
