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Hammerite · 09-17-2009, 08:33 AM

The Catcher in the Pie
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In this poorly thought-out sequel, Holden Caulfield is imprisoned in a giant pie and he has to catch frisbees as they fly towards him, all the while trying to rescue Phoebe from the clutches of an evil sorcerer.
Why this sequel was conceived at all confounds me and makes me question not only the existence of God but the existence of all things - including this keyboard, are any of these keys real?
The space bar - is that real?
The shift key - is that real?
The right-hand Ctrl and Alt keys - they can't be real, why else would I NEVER USE THEM?

09-17-2009, 08:33 AM	#38451
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	The Catcher in the Pie * In this poorly thought-out sequel, Holden Caulfield is imprisoned in a giant pie and he has to catch frisbees as they fly towards him, all the while trying to rescue Phoebe from the clutches of an evil sorcerer. Why this sequel was conceived at all confounds me and makes me question not only the existence of God but the existence of all things - including this keyboard, are any of these keys real? The space bar - is that real? The shift key - is that real? The right-hand Ctrl and Alt keys - they can't be real, why else would I NEVER USE THEM? __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!