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Hammerite · 09-02-2009, 10:37 AM

Yeeee-ep...
The ladies jus' can't get enough of Hammy.

*takes a smug puff of his cigar*

Wait a minute, I don't smoke!
What the HELL is going on?!?

And I venture into a psychological nightmare.

"I thought it was a brilliant film for the first half... as the projectionist had made a mistake and showed us 'Schindler's List' accidentally. He was later fired."
-- The Guardian

"The director shows promise... I saw him round the back of the cinema doing some sweet skateboard tricks. His film, however, was a steaming horse shit."
-- The Daily Telegraph

"Makes me want to subsidise Uwe Boll's every future decision."
-- The Independent

"Very similar to 'Schindler's List' in parts."
-- The Sun

09-02-2009, 10:37 AM	#38218
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Yeeee-ep... The ladies jus' can't get enough of Hammy. takes a smug puff of his cigar Wait a minute, I don't smoke! What the HELL is going on?!? And I venture into a psychological nightmare. "I thought it was a brilliant film for the first half... as the projectionist had made a mistake and showed us 'Schindler's List' accidentally. He was later fired." -- The Guardian "The director shows promise... I saw him round the back of the cinema doing some sweet skateboard tricks. His film, however, was a steaming horse shit." -- The Daily Telegraph "Makes me want to subsidise Uwe Boll's every future decision." -- The Independent "Very similar to 'Schindler's List' in parts." -- The Sun __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!