I can't be bother to read any of the 1859 previous pages of posts on this thread (though I did read some of the first page) but surely somebody has posted the basic flaw to this, right?
So long as people keep adding to this thread without reading what's already been added there's no 'real' thread to kill, just a series of random comments in the hopes of becoming the winner.
Take it from me, I have a lot of experience accidentally killing threads