Cake! Mmmm...
By the way, a) is not a sheep but a rabbit! It's an angora rabbit, the fur of which you can spin wool from. I think both animals are to be pitied. The poor rabbit can't even use its ears properly, and it can't see anything, and the guinea pig is not much better off.
Surviving: the
Bear Grylls way, or the
Ray Mears way?