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Old 06-10-2009, 11:18 PM   #36573
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Yeah, long story short, when I woke up from the operation, I was bleeding down there. I was bleeding from a gash between my legs. It's my first day as a woman and already it's that time of the month. But two days later, the hole closed up. The wound healed and I was left with a one-inch mound of flesh. Where my penis used to be, where my vagina never was, it was a one-inch mound of flesh. With a scar running down it like a sideways grimace on a eyeless face. It was just a little buzz. It was a an-ga-ry inch!
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