KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS BASTARD
Cardiovuncular the shape-shifting swede has eluded police forces for years. As well as his most famous form (that of 18th Century philosopher Denis Diderot), he has also disguised as Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Saddam Hussein and Bob Hoskins in order to commit various crimes like benefit fraud, murder and even troubling dogs.
So, if you see anything suspicious - please the police call.
