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Originally Posted by stepurhan
Dear Hammie
Recently I have started working at a sea-life centre where the dolphins live forever. The reason for this infinitely extended life-span is a food formula that includes baby seabirds in its ingredients. I went out to collect some the other day and, on my way back, came across a sleeping lion blocking the pathway. I carefully stepped over it and continued on my way.
I now fear I may be convicted of transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises. Please advise.
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You Sir, are the Champion!
