Hammie Answers The Questions Of Peasants!!
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I'm concerned my music collection tends to make me look like a psycho goth rocker. What do you advise?
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Play your music backwards on alternate Wednesdays -- this will confuse your enemies, and reveal the hidden friends!!
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My music collection reeks of a serial killer. People stop and stare when my phone plays Jimmie Rodgers Blue Yodel #1
Then goes to Metallica Cyanide.
(Love the external speaker on my Palm Centro. Loudest one I have ever heard.)
What can I do Hammer?
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You may have asked this question too late!
But there is still one thing you can do -- travel by boat to Amsterdam and you will see a man standing with an ice cream next to half a rhinoceros.
He will know what to do.
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Dear Hammy,
I love Louie a lot, and I think he loves me just as much. Will we be together forever and ever?
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The answer to such a question is never definite.
It can, however, be
made definite with soldering equipment or easily available adhesives.
