Art controversially spent five years non-stop making a Spectrum port for Half-Life 2. His family did everything they could to snap him out of his programming trance: setting the house on fire, releasing heroin-tainted lions from the zoo, and even taking the Pentagon hostage... alas, none of their attempts worked and they got bored.
Needless to say, the port was utter shite.
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