[UPtimist]

Bah, I don't even know what Twitter's even supposed to be even.

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Where do you get these from?

Spoiler:

Well, OK... http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

And isn't it useful to put it into a spoiler?

I have to warn you though, especially in the right state of mind they can actually be a bit too profound (when read in larger quantities)...