Your community playthrough of The Lost Crown goes
so well that Jonathan Boakes invites you to move to the UK and become his personal assistant, helping with the production of his new game, and discovering hidden secrets about the Dark Fall games no else in the world knows about, a dream come true.
But since this is Corrupt-A-Wish, it also means you're too busy to have a life outside of JB's production company and die a lonely old maid in a foreign country.
Oh yeah, my own wish... I wish it would stop snowing.