^ was very proud to have invented the cult sport 'Chinny Bacchus Cat' until it was revealed that the sport was contradictory of all conceivable laws and that the creator would receive the punishment of being wiped all over with sandpaper for 74 hours (a poignant selection as this is the standard time limit for a single game of 'Chinny Bacchus Cat').
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The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!
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