Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy
Not a deliberate choice. I was flicking through the satellite channels late last night and it was just going to a break. I saw the title on-screen and thought "WTF!"
Ended up watching the last 20 minutes in shocked disbelief.
If all you want in a film is scantily clad women, guns or senseless murder then this is the film for you since it appears to consist entirely of scantily clad women committing senseless murder with guns. On every other level this film sucks big time. Acting for which the term "wooden" is a compliment and if it had a plot you'd be hard put to tell.
Worst of all was the dialogue which genuinely included
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I was a stripper and she was a prison doctor.(describing how a couple met)
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and
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They were trapped in the dead end of sex.(voiceover man condemning sexual perversion)
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This film has finally knocked The Nostril Picker (plot : man magically disguises himself as teenage girl by whistling "London Bridge is Falling Down") off it's perch as the most awful film I've ever seen.